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First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use. (I swear I'm gonna do this honestly.)
1. Jack Shephard (Lost)
2. Jim Halpert (The Office)
3. Seely Booth (Bones)
4. Peter Petrelli (Heroes)
5. Fox Mulder (X-Files)
6. James Ford (Lost)
7. Kate Austen (Lost)
8. Pam Beesley (The Office)
9. Temperance Brennan (Bones)
10. Nikki Sanders (Heroes)
11. Dana Scully (X-Files)
12. Gregory House (House)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Sawyer and Scully?! Oh MAN would that be effin’ awesome. I’ll PAY someone to do it. (In LJ time.)
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Dunno about hot, but I certainly want to kill his current on-screen girlfriend and make up a new ‘hero’ for him to be in love with… or have him wait another year for Claire to be legal.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Well, I guess if House can want to knock up Cuddy, why not Pam. Of course, Jim would totally kick House’s cane out from under him anytime he stepped foot near Pam. OMG. Jim/House pranking. I just literally melted with the funny.
Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine?
Unfortunately not. I have no clue where the “Bones” fandom is and I prefer to keep it that way.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Jim and Sawyer. Just think about this for a second. Jim. And Sawyer. They’d rule the damned island OR office, that’s for sure, but romantically? I think Jim’s a little too romantic and Sawyer would totally burn his poor big heart - which would send Jim back to Pam, so maybe it’d be a good thing.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Mulder/Bones or Mulder/Nikki!? Well, he’d definitely want to study Nikki, that’s for damned sure, but the minds of Mulder and Brennan going head to head would just be too much for my heart to take.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Kate walked in on Jim and House. I probably shouldn’t be sitting here at work with my hands clapped over my mouth in an attempt not to burst into hysterical giggles. If Kate walked in on Jim and House she’d stare, clear her throat, and exit the room quickly. Maybe if it were Jim and Jack she’d join in, but House? O_o
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Seely/Nikki. Awe, it’d be angsty fic that starts with Seely watching Nikki via the internet, but eventually would break into easy conversation and then angsty talk about what it’s like to be a single parent.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
AWE! Jack/Pam!? I bet I could do it… I don’t think it exists now and if anyone knows of any Lost/The Office crosses, they HAVE to point me to them - especially where Jam and Jate are concerned ‘cause they couples could switch over and it’d be just as sweet in all different ways. I mean, can you imagine the effect Jim would have on Kate?
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Kate/House? Snark to the Death? OMG. Kate and House drag race on their motorcycles.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
LOL… sorry. Jack finds out he’s a ‘hero’ and Peter comforts him.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I think there’s Kate/Sun slash and Kate/Alex slash and maybe some Kate/Claire slash?
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Dunno. Does anyone here read Seely het fic?
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
If they did, it was a long time ago. I know for a fact eponine119 used to.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Jim/Peter/Mulder?! Holy crap. Can you imagine a late night drunk fest with those three? I don’t think anyone on my flist would write it, but I’m picturing it now and it’s quite funny to see.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
We never got to see that part of the tape… I’m guessing “Oh God, Jessica, don’t take over…”
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
“Wait” by Get Set Go. It’s on the Grey’s Anatomy soundtrack. It’s about waiting for the “right time” and then missing out ‘cause the guy left while you were waiting.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Jack/Sawyer/House. Ok, yeah, that takes the cake as the fic I want written right now. The warning would be “hold onto your knickers while this kicks you on your ass.”
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
What won’t land him sliced in half. I honestly don’t think Jim would have to say a word. He’d approach her at a bar while some guy was hitting on her and he’d make that face, that “omg, doesn’t this suck” face and shrug and she’d laugh. Then, when the guy was gone, he’d sigh, lean against the bar while signaling for the bartender and he’d say, “I HATE it when random weird guys hit on me at bars. It’s so demeaning.” Nikki would be HIS.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
About that many years ago.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
He likes it in a cage.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Scully would shag Brennan’s brain and that’s it. They’re both straight as poles.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Seely and Kate?! I don’t know why all of the couplings on my list excite me so much. FBI and a Fugitive. I guess it depends on if he’s arresting her (he tops) or if they’re getting in on (she tops.)
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Jack and Brennan are in a happy relationship until Brennan runs off with Peter. Jack, broken-hearted has a hot one-night stand with Dana and a brief unhappy affair with House, then follows the wise advice of Mulder and finds true love with Seely. God, that makes some kind of creepy sense. “Lost in Bones” ‘cause it would totally be about Jack taking part in an investigation because of spinal injuries being key in a case for Bones and Seely and it taps the paranormal which is where Mulder has been asked to help as well. Who would READ it? I have NO clue, but I’d want elise_509 to write it.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Kate/Pam?! OMG! I’d read that fem-slash ‘cause it’d be effin’ hysterical. But ONLY if Jack/Jim got to have a long chat about their chicks ditching them for each other.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use. (I swear I'm gonna do this honestly.)
1. Jack Shephard (Lost)
2. Jim Halpert (The Office)
3. Seely Booth (Bones)
4. Peter Petrelli (Heroes)
5. Fox Mulder (X-Files)
6. James Ford (Lost)
7. Kate Austen (Lost)
8. Pam Beesley (The Office)
9. Temperance Brennan (Bones)
10. Nikki Sanders (Heroes)
11. Dana Scully (X-Files)
12. Gregory House (House)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Sawyer and Scully?! Oh MAN would that be effin’ awesome. I’ll PAY someone to do it. (In LJ time.)
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Dunno about hot, but I certainly want to kill his current on-screen girlfriend and make up a new ‘hero’ for him to be in love with… or have him wait another year for Claire to be legal.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Well, I guess if House can want to knock up Cuddy, why not Pam. Of course, Jim would totally kick House’s cane out from under him anytime he stepped foot near Pam. OMG. Jim/House pranking. I just literally melted with the funny.
Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine?
Unfortunately not. I have no clue where the “Bones” fandom is and I prefer to keep it that way.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Jim and Sawyer. Just think about this for a second. Jim. And Sawyer. They’d rule the damned island OR office, that’s for sure, but romantically? I think Jim’s a little too romantic and Sawyer would totally burn his poor big heart - which would send Jim back to Pam, so maybe it’d be a good thing.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Mulder/Bones or Mulder/Nikki!? Well, he’d definitely want to study Nikki, that’s for damned sure, but the minds of Mulder and Brennan going head to head would just be too much for my heart to take.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Kate walked in on Jim and House. I probably shouldn’t be sitting here at work with my hands clapped over my mouth in an attempt not to burst into hysterical giggles. If Kate walked in on Jim and House she’d stare, clear her throat, and exit the room quickly. Maybe if it were Jim and Jack she’d join in, but House? O_o
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Seely/Nikki. Awe, it’d be angsty fic that starts with Seely watching Nikki via the internet, but eventually would break into easy conversation and then angsty talk about what it’s like to be a single parent.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
AWE! Jack/Pam!? I bet I could do it… I don’t think it exists now and if anyone knows of any Lost/The Office crosses, they HAVE to point me to them - especially where Jam and Jate are concerned ‘cause they couples could switch over and it’d be just as sweet in all different ways. I mean, can you imagine the effect Jim would have on Kate?
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Kate/House? Snark to the Death? OMG. Kate and House drag race on their motorcycles.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
LOL… sorry. Jack finds out he’s a ‘hero’ and Peter comforts him.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I think there’s Kate/Sun slash and Kate/Alex slash and maybe some Kate/Claire slash?
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Dunno. Does anyone here read Seely het fic?
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
If they did, it was a long time ago. I know for a fact eponine119 used to.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Jim/Peter/Mulder?! Holy crap. Can you imagine a late night drunk fest with those three? I don’t think anyone on my flist would write it, but I’m picturing it now and it’s quite funny to see.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
We never got to see that part of the tape… I’m guessing “Oh God, Jessica, don’t take over…”
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
“Wait” by Get Set Go. It’s on the Grey’s Anatomy soundtrack. It’s about waiting for the “right time” and then missing out ‘cause the guy left while you were waiting.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Jack/Sawyer/House. Ok, yeah, that takes the cake as the fic I want written right now. The warning would be “hold onto your knickers while this kicks you on your ass.”
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
What won’t land him sliced in half. I honestly don’t think Jim would have to say a word. He’d approach her at a bar while some guy was hitting on her and he’d make that face, that “omg, doesn’t this suck” face and shrug and she’d laugh. Then, when the guy was gone, he’d sigh, lean against the bar while signaling for the bartender and he’d say, “I HATE it when random weird guys hit on me at bars. It’s so demeaning.” Nikki would be HIS.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
About that many years ago.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
He likes it in a cage.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Scully would shag Brennan’s brain and that’s it. They’re both straight as poles.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Seely and Kate?! I don’t know why all of the couplings on my list excite me so much. FBI and a Fugitive. I guess it depends on if he’s arresting her (he tops) or if they’re getting in on (she tops.)
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Jack and Brennan are in a happy relationship until Brennan runs off with Peter. Jack, broken-hearted has a hot one-night stand with Dana and a brief unhappy affair with House, then follows the wise advice of Mulder and finds true love with Seely. God, that makes some kind of creepy sense. “Lost in Bones” ‘cause it would totally be about Jack taking part in an investigation because of spinal injuries being key in a case for Bones and Seely and it taps the paranormal which is where Mulder has been asked to help as well. Who would READ it? I have NO clue, but I’d want elise_509 to write it.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Kate/Pam?! OMG! I’d read that fem-slash ‘cause it’d be effin’ hysterical. But ONLY if Jack/Jim got to have a long chat about their chicks ditching them for each other.