Huh, Tanabata. Do the wishes here really come true? It's like a real genie in a lamp! Except there's no genie, and there's no lamp. But there's still the wishes! That's the important part, anyway. If I wished for a thousand hamburgers, would I actually get them ( Read more... )

[haphazardly locked]

[There is a muffled sound of a frustrated scream, because even Maya Fey cannot be strong all the time.]

NIIIICK IF YOU CAN SEE THIS REPLY NOW

I haven't seen you in ages. I even tried to make an offering of lawyerly stuff, like huge books and huger books! They haven't squished you, right? All you gotta do is shout OBJECTION and then everything's hunky-dory! Besides, your head's thick enough that they won't do any damage.

TAMAKIAre -- are Nick's ( Read more... )

ATTENTION ALL ASSISTANT SHOPKEEPERS

We gotta redecorate! Come on, guys, any ideas? I made a list!

ZE LISTE
Hamburger theme
Steel Samurai! (da nah nah nah dah)
SUPERHERO theme!
Spaghetti
Zombies!

[[2% Case 2-3. 2% remaining, I believe.]]

Are there any waterfalls around here? Preferably really wet ones. And cold ones. And, um, I think you need some icy fresh spring breeze to it, too.

Oh! It'd also be a great help if there's some natural scenery around it, too.

( [look, maya wrote a story! cut for length. she forgot to lock it.] )

Whooooooop! I’m big again! Hey, Nick, I didn’t see you around much last week. You missed me, didn’t you? C’mon, you can admit it. =D ( Read more... )

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I AM NEVER EATING ANY CHOCOLATE AGAIN.

I had this dream. Chocolate bunnies started raining from the sky -- okay, they did that already -- but then they formed an army. They were singing something about being chocolate bunnies and marching off to war, which is scary enough, AND THEN THEY ATE EVERYONE ( Read more... )

ATTN: ALL

A man by the name of "Nick" (fyi, he has spiky hair and wears a blue suit) has been going around stealing people's memories! That's why you don't have yours.

Nick, you'd better return everyone's memories. And while you're at it, could you get me some food? =D