Let's change Washington's state bird
I say we change it to the grouse to better represent the people of this fine state. The grouse is aggressive and not very smart. And better still, let's cross the grouse with the seagull for something even more closer in temperate -- aggressive, not very smart, obnoxious and opportunistic. Really, these characteristics would apply to our entire country!
So let's hear it for the Seagrouse.