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Dear Icehowl,
Your rampaging antics were amusing the first time. Yes, everyone was accommodating of Aevista while she took a dirt nap after you squished her against the wall. It was campy good fun, to be sure.
However.
Your accosting of Aevista last night (again) was mean and uncalled for. The guild is starting to think that Aevista has "aggro issues" and is "incapable of getting the fuck out of the way".
Never mind that the Wall was Being Difficult by Not Moving out of Her Way. Never mind that she might have panicked a little and possibly screamed "OH GOD OH GOD HE'S COMING FOR ME" which should have alerted Paladin Husband to Do Something Heroic to Save Her. Never mind that Aevista is now intimately familiar with the intricate patterns of that particular area of floor after spending several minutes sprawled upon it while the rest of the raid went about the business of staying alive.
After spending over half an hour being assaulted by snobalds and ungraciously covered in giant worm spit, I think it's fair to say that Aevista had been through quite enough, and your antics were unwelcome.
Squish me once, shame on me. Squish me twice...well, then you're just coming off as spiteful and snotty.
So knock it off already.
Regards,
Aggro Priest Extraordinaire
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Dear Subconscious,
Stop dreaming about Aytch liking you again and being friends who laugh and get along and have meaningful conversations.
It's painful and it makes the reality of the situation hard to take. My heart hurts today, and it's all your fault.
Stupid subconscious.
Stupid dream.
No love,
Mischief
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Dear MVD Express Employees,
Please don't be mean to me tomorrow. I need to register my new vehicle and I'll be giving you lots of money, so if you would be so kind as to take it easy on Social Anxiety Girl it would be appreciated.
Thanks and Stuff,
Jenn
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