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Feb 06, 2007 07:26

OMG just effing kill me now. I can't take much more of this.

Slept badly, more anxiety dreams (don't know why) and a really weird dream wherein I was at a gas station in North Carolina and M. Night Shyamalan and his two kids were casing the parking lot, looking for their tofu schnitzel sandwiches which had been snatched by a baby snow leopard.

The baby snow leopard in question was rolling and frolicking up on a nearby hillock. He was really cute, with huge fuzzy paws and the most adorable ears in the history of ever.

It proceeded to get even more strange after that, and there were space suits and mice involved.

No more Nyquil for Mischief on work nights. Bad. Bad badness.

I have to finish getting ready for work now. I hate being awake, and I hate the fact that I still have Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen stuck in my head.

Aytchwastaken: TURN THE RADIO UP
Aytchwastaken: FOR THAT SWEET SOUND
Aytchwastaken: :))
Mischief: Oh jeez, why does that sound familiar?
Aytchwastaken: Because it's an awesome song
Aytchwastaken: In the same vein as Total Eclipse of the Heart and Landslide
Mischief: =|
Aytchwastaken: "Make Me Lose Control" by Eric Carmen
Mischief: >.>
Mischief: Probably not what I was thinking of....
Aytchwastaken: I think it IS what you were thinking of. That's all anyone ever thinks about anymore.
Aytchwastaken: At least it is since they downloaded all 10 CDs of the Time Life Classic Soft Rock Hits.
Aytchwastaken: I've now got 1 full GB of Supermarket music.
Aytchwastaken: I swear to FSM I haven't heard most of these songs outside a grocery store, ever.
Mischief: Eric Carmen....didn't he do...oh wtf was it....Hungry Eyes?
Mischief: lol, Supermarket music
Aytchwastaken: yeah
Mischief: Arrrggggghhhhhh
Mischief: Get it out of my head /cry
Aytchwastaken: rofl
Mischief: Fucking hell
Aytchwastaken: I'm like the AntiChrist.
Aytchwastaken: But for music.
Mischief: Yeah you are
Aytchwastaken: I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE! I'M SO LOST WITHOUT YOU!
Mischief: *glares*
Aytchwastaken: I'm glad I converted out of Christianity, or I'd probably be going to hell for that.
Mischief: Aye
Aytchwastaken: There are some good songs in here, though.
Aytchwastaken: /me rocks out to Piano Man.
Mischief: *shakes head*
Mischief: *looks for more Moby to download*
Aytchwastaken: OH BABY BABY ITS A WILD WORLD / ITS HARD TO GET BY JUST ON A SMILE
Mischief: NO!!!
Mischief: Not Cat Effing Stevens!
Aytchwastaken: Yep.
Mischief: That fucking guy
Aytchwastaken: AFTER THE FIRE, AFTER ALL THE RAIN - I WILL BE THE FLAME
Mischief: Dude.
Mischief: I think you need an intervention
Aytchwastaken: I don't think you're incorrect.
Aytchwastaken: !
Mischief: lol
Aytchwastaken: WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT BETWEEN THE MOON AND NEW YORK CITY
Mischief: =|
Aytchwastaken: ok, ok.
Aytchwastaken: one more.
Aytchwastaken: SARA SARA SARA NO TIME IS A GOOD TIME FOR GOODBYE
Aytchwastaken: ok, I'm done.
Aytchwastaken: phew.
Mischief: :))
Aytchwastaken: oh wait
Aytchwastaken: HEARD IT FROM A FRIEND WHO HEARD IT FROM A FRIEND WHO HEARD IT FROM ANOTHER WHO HEARD THAT YOU'D BEEN MESSIN' AROUND
Aytchwastaken: That's the last one. Going to work now.
Aytchwastaken: :))
Aytchwastaken: HAVE FUN WITH ALL THE GREAT TUNES!
Mischief: =\
Aytchwastaken: I think I'm going to start up a Karaoke company that operates out of grocery stores.
Mischief: Nive
Mischief: nice*
Aytchwastaken: I figured you typo'd "knife"
Mischief: I won't shop there
Aytchwastaken: as in "I'll fucking stab you if you do that"

Death by Ebola Monkeys.

~

aytch, faffing about with monkeys, ebola, dreams

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