Didn't Mean To Laugh, Didn't Know I Had, Didn’t Know The Better Part Of What You Said
Spent Saturday night on the other side of the Loch.
Drinking more martinis.
I was hunting crocodiles when I stumbled upon the dwarf again.
He had this bug-fuck crazy little Gnome with him this time. Furry pink hat and goggles on.
They were killing ogres. The Poncy Paladin was not around.
They invited me along for the killing; shared their quest with me, and I shared my milk with the Gnome.
We killed the ogres real good. And we died a couple times.
The Gnome kept talking about sticks and laughing rather a lot. Spazztastic little dude.
I gave him a staff that I looted and that kept him quiet for a bit.
My HC kept trying to get me to kiss the dwarf.
I'm concerned that maybe he has a dwarf fetish too.
Drinking more martinis.
I was hunting crocodiles when I stumbled upon the dwarf again.
He had this bug-fuck crazy little Gnome with him this time. Furry pink hat and goggles on.
They were killing ogres. The Poncy Paladin was not around.
They invited me along for the killing; shared their quest with me, and I shared my milk with the Gnome.
We killed the ogres real good. And we died a couple times.
The Gnome kept talking about sticks and laughing rather a lot. Spazztastic little dude.
I gave him a staff that I looted and that kept him quiet for a bit.
My HC kept trying to get me to kiss the dwarf.
I'm concerned that maybe he has a dwarf fetish too.