very ape
i am having suck a wonderful time. i actually ate something. i went with a friend in order to purchase the birthday boy a burger at jack in the box, and she asked me if i had eaten. after i responded no, she bought me a jr. bacon cheeseburger. while we were waiting in line, a homeless dude was going to car to car claiming to have not eaten in two days and would someone buy him food. i wonder how much food he really gets that way. anyway, after that incident i truly enjoyed each bite of my food, and was thoroughly grateful. i have found my new means of sustinance: dumpster diving. top foods, safeway, old school, subway. there will be day-old feasts at the swamphouse. i am open to more suggestions on edible garbage, for anyone in the know. so for the birthday i was fed booze and it was good. i only talked to a couple of people, but they were pleasant. now, in the depths of the evening, we have been reciting poetry and drinking to fallen soldiers.