Job Application

[mys_tique]

I've had the unfortunate opportunity of working with a variety of inept employees, from personal hygiene issues to being unable to follow simple directions. Therefore, from now on anyone who comes into my employ shall be forced to sign the below document. Failure to do so will of course result in a nice, clean evisceration.

Comments

[tm_magneto]

5. Comment about my supposed relationship with Magneto in alternate verses and you shall forfeit your life.

My dear, you wound me, you really do.

I assume this "forfeit of life" upon commenting is relegated only to those whom intend to sign a contract with the devil you?

Charles Xavier?

*is unable to hold back smirk*

[mys_tique]

*unholster gun*

I could truly wound you if you like, Magneto.

[tm_magneto]

Raven.

It's a gun. With a bullet. I'm sure you remember my powers, yes?

[mys_tique]

Plastic guns have become all the rage, Erik.