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Everything That's Wrong: Red Dead Redeption
Goddamn Westerns. They always get my hopes up. In a world where the government is staffed with the inept or the criminal, business is run by Bond-villain-level greed, and the general public is too weak-willed to change anything, sometimes I feel like we could use a little more vigilantism. It is there that I connect with most action movies in ( Read more... ) -
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I think it would be a fair trade to burn down one church for every documented case of a church burning down one person. -
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The bar is low for RPGs if Dragon Age is getting high ratings. I'm late on this, obviously, but I've just now put some time into it. I miss that time. I want it back. -
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Ah, Futurama. Is there nothing you can't do? Your two-part movie things are kinda shitty, but everyone makes mistakes... -
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Myspace, Facebook, popular anime, and popular video games are all things I have no interest in and yet have taught me something valuable about myself: I am officially disconnected from the younger crowds. Don't get me wrong here, I haven't been hanging with them for a very long time. Like all generations before the generation of the speaker, ( Read more... ) -
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I had another one of those weird sex dreams where I'm in a big, comfy chair and you're hard at work between my legs. Your face is covered in something glossy, too thick to be sweat and to sweet to be me. It is then I notice the Krispy Kreme box on the coffee table and it all makes sense.
Wait, no it doesn't. Did you go bobbing for donuts? How' ( Read more... ) -
Holy Shit. An Update.
I haven't decided what I want this to be, who I'm writing for, or if I care about the quality. I can't sleep lately and my mind is going. The only comfort I can take is the spiders on the wall telling me everything is going to be okay. They normally aren't be to trusted since the little ones are often employed by large corporations, but these ( Read more... ) -
"And here is the fire pit where we burn the heathens."
Three tries to remember my old password and five minutes to find the spot I needed to click to write this post. All the signs say that this is a bad idea. That is why I'm doing it.