Spoilers.
Doctor Who 609
+ I am fairly sure it makes me a bad person to have briefly wished I had had night terrors as a kid when the Doctor set about visiting the boy. Then I imagined what it would actually be like, the night terrors. No, not even for the Doctor.
+ THE ELEVATOR ATE AMY AND RORY?! D8
+ I am positive it makes me a bad person to have suspected the old lady to be the source of the monsters. But then she got eaten by a garbage pile. I am sorry, elderly lady, for the assumption.
+ So, conspiracy theory #2: The kid is doing it? "What do we do with the things we don't like?"
+ HELLO AMY AND RORY, COME GIVE ME A WET ONE. You are so in that cupboard. Possibly a doll house.
+ I want a giant eye in my drawer. Can I have a giant eye in my drawer? Pretty please with cream on top? I'd call it George and we'd be the best of buddies. Also, lamp. I remember you. My theory about the cupboard grows stronger still. Possibly a dollhouse, judging by the pan and the rooms and everything.
+ "And the frying pan went 'oioiiioiiiing', which is a sign of a good hit." Amy + frying pan = Tiffany Aching. She would grow up to be a lot like Amy, I think.
+ "Emperor Dalek's new clothes"? I want bedtime stories like that! D:
+ Doctor, stop giving me Granny Weatherwax impressions. I do not want to imagine you in a black dress and a pointy hat. You are welcome for that mental image, btw.
+ Yes yes YES, THE MONSTERS ARE REAL. GET GEORGE A CHAIR AND A BAT, GRAN-... DOCTOR. 8D
+ Oh nonononono, Rory, do NOT come towards where the scary laughter is coming from. Trust me on this one. D:
+ AMY YOU DO NOT LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN AND TURN YOUR BACK ON THE SCARY CACKLING DOLL.
+ Yup, definitely the dollhouse.
+ 'WE JUST WANT TO PLAY' MY ASS. GET AWAY FROM THE DOCTOR, DOLLIES.
+ Obvious conclusion was obvious. Still, dolls. Ugh. Thanks, DW, for giving me new phobias by the episode.
Torchwood 409
+ I started the episode with a "Let's get disappointed in humanity again" train of thought. Torchwood, you make me into a bitter, bitter person. I already was bitter before, mind you, but you take it to new unimaginable heights with every new episode.
+ Gwen, your parking skills know no concurence.
+ Robbery, black market and pizza. That's the Gwen I know.
+ Jaaaaack <3<3<3
+ Oh, Gwen. Gwen Gwen Gwen. I want to marry your glorious, welsh accent.
+ Q.
+ Q.
+ Q.
+ Q is in the FBI.
+ Running the FBI.
+ OMG. OMG OMG OMGOMGOMGOMG.
+ Rex. That would have been brilliant if the family lady wasn't sitting right next to you. You are going to get mauled. So bad.
+ ... Well of course the families would be in China. No insult meant. It is the biggest place to hide. You'd think people would look there first.
+ Gwen's mom, please don't murder your husband by accident. After all the trouble.
+ That... was surprisingly nice, Mr. Unpleasant Officer. @@
+ GALKJGAHDKLAJGAHGAJDLAJGALHDADKLJGASD
+ GALKJDGAHZIOJHNALKJFANVAKSJALDGJAHDKASDKJGALKJFAHGASD
+ ALHKAHOIANSKLNVYKDJCJNGAKLNGASD
+ GWEN COOPER, MARRY ME. YOU AND YOUR FRYING PAN. IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS.
+ Oswald Danes. You do NOT threaten Gwen Cooper. That is just not the way it works.
+ Oswald. 9 episodes, and I cannot decide if you are a swine, a rat, or just disgusting. I hate you. I hate you for all the reasons possible and for making me like you, as revolting as it is.
+ Please please please let Rhys kill Oswald.
+ Rex. You continue to be awesome. Shit's going to go bad. Epically bad.
+ Jilly just came in her panties.
+ Rhys, shut up. I was beginning to think highly of you.
+ Mr. Unpleasant Officer. I am glad my first impression as not wrong.
+ OMG Blessing at long last?
+ also, the creepy lady has exquisite taste in clothing.
+ what.... in the blazes. It looks like... ugh. If that ends up being in any way Jack, I am going to be distinctly sick.
+ I... am going to be right about that Jack bit, ain't I. Uh. Need more coffee to digest that.
+ I am fairly sure it makes me a bad person to have briefly wished I had had night terrors as a kid when the Doctor set about visiting the boy. Then I imagined what it would actually be like, the night terrors. No, not even for the Doctor.
+ THE ELEVATOR ATE AMY AND RORY?! D8
+ I am positive it makes me a bad person to have suspected the old lady to be the source of the monsters. But then she got eaten by a garbage pile. I am sorry, elderly lady, for the assumption.
+ So, conspiracy theory #2: The kid is doing it? "What do we do with the things we don't like?"
+ HELLO AMY AND RORY, COME GIVE ME A WET ONE. You are so in that cupboard. Possibly a doll house.
+ I want a giant eye in my drawer. Can I have a giant eye in my drawer? Pretty please with cream on top? I'd call it George and we'd be the best of buddies. Also, lamp. I remember you. My theory about the cupboard grows stronger still. Possibly a dollhouse, judging by the pan and the rooms and everything.
+ "And the frying pan went 'oioiiioiiiing', which is a sign of a good hit." Amy + frying pan = Tiffany Aching. She would grow up to be a lot like Amy, I think.
+ "Emperor Dalek's new clothes"? I want bedtime stories like that! D:
+ Doctor, stop giving me Granny Weatherwax impressions. I do not want to imagine you in a black dress and a pointy hat. You are welcome for that mental image, btw.
+ Yes yes YES, THE MONSTERS ARE REAL. GET GEORGE A CHAIR AND A BAT, GRAN-... DOCTOR. 8D
+ Oh nonononono, Rory, do NOT come towards where the scary laughter is coming from. Trust me on this one. D:
+ AMY YOU DO NOT LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN AND TURN YOUR BACK ON THE SCARY CACKLING DOLL.
+ Yup, definitely the dollhouse.
+ 'WE JUST WANT TO PLAY' MY ASS. GET AWAY FROM THE DOCTOR, DOLLIES.
+ Obvious conclusion was obvious. Still, dolls. Ugh. Thanks, DW, for giving me new phobias by the episode.
Torchwood 409
+ I started the episode with a "Let's get disappointed in humanity again" train of thought. Torchwood, you make me into a bitter, bitter person. I already was bitter before, mind you, but you take it to new unimaginable heights with every new episode.
+ Gwen, your parking skills know no concurence.
+ Robbery, black market and pizza. That's the Gwen I know.
+ Jaaaaack <3<3<3
+ Oh, Gwen. Gwen Gwen Gwen. I want to marry your glorious, welsh accent.
+ Q.
+ Q.
+ Q.
+ Q is in the FBI.
+ Running the FBI.
+ OMG. OMG OMG OMGOMGOMGOMG.
+ Rex. That would have been brilliant if the family lady wasn't sitting right next to you. You are going to get mauled. So bad.
+ ... Well of course the families would be in China. No insult meant. It is the biggest place to hide. You'd think people would look there first.
+ Gwen's mom, please don't murder your husband by accident. After all the trouble.
+ That... was surprisingly nice, Mr. Unpleasant Officer. @@
+ GALKJGAHDKLAJGAHGAJDLAJGALHDADKLJGASD
+ GALKJDGAHZIOJHNALKJFANVAKSJALDGJAHDKASDKJGALKJFAHGASD
+ ALHKAHOIANSKLNVYKDJCJNGAKLNGASD
+ GWEN COOPER, MARRY ME. YOU AND YOUR FRYING PAN. IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS.
+ Oswald Danes. You do NOT threaten Gwen Cooper. That is just not the way it works.
+ Oswald. 9 episodes, and I cannot decide if you are a swine, a rat, or just disgusting. I hate you. I hate you for all the reasons possible and for making me like you, as revolting as it is.
+ Please please please let Rhys kill Oswald.
+ Rex. You continue to be awesome. Shit's going to go bad. Epically bad.
+ Jilly just came in her panties.
+ Rhys, shut up. I was beginning to think highly of you.
+ Mr. Unpleasant Officer. I am glad my first impression as not wrong.
+ OMG Blessing at long last?
+ also, the creepy lady has exquisite taste in clothing.
+ what.... in the blazes. It looks like... ugh. If that ends up being in any way Jack, I am going to be distinctly sick.
+ I... am going to be right about that Jack bit, ain't I. Uh. Need more coffee to digest that.