Slightly.Hysterical.
Graduation on Thursday. Literature topics no good. Stress level too high to make proper sentenses. This is the third site I whine about it. More literate once I graduate. Hopefully.
Cue meme (stolen from jantra) as a stress-relief.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Medicine Seller (in all his glory ♥) from Mononoke and Bakeneko arc of Ayakashi the Japanese horror series, not the… whatever it is you get when you type the name into YouTube search.
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
Two, one of which is really tiny and really prehistoric. Barely watch either.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right-handed by preference, but with a little care, both hands can do.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Blood. Possibly an inch or two of eye-rotating muscles.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
School desk, I was helping prepare our classroom for the whole graduation thing.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Yes, I tend to be quite clumsy from time to time. Meaning to say, I fell from a ledge, knocking the wind out of my lungs. Two times.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Yes. It would make so many things so much easier.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I have no idea. Evelyne? I never got really attached to my name, or any name when we’re at it.
Q. What colour do you think looks best on you?
Black. Possibly with green.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Yes. You can’t have a childhood without swallowing weird things. I remember I was particularly keen at eating paper.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Yes, with pleasure.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No. I like my body the way it is.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Yes. Maybe you already noticed, but I’m not exactly a blog-person.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
*snort* In the highly improbable case that any magazine would want my nekkid photo, yes.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
Yes. I like spicy. ^w^
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
You kidding? The Dark Brotherhood is like a family to me. I never did more pleasurable quests than those. Well, except that one. That made me sad. ;__;
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
As of now, nothing. No pockets, sorry. ^_~
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good film?
What is that?
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpets everywhere.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Actually, I sprawl. We have a bathtub.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Hmm… Three, I think. Don’t really wear any of them though.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
Wolfie. ^u^
Q: Last person who called you?
Granny. ^__^
Q: Person you hugged?
Dad. ^_^ I’m in a highly cuddly mood lately. Not that I’m usually in a non-cuddly mood but…
FAVOURITOLOGY
Q: Number?
6
Q: Season?
Warm one.
Q: Colour?
Green.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
My Veku. ; ;
Q: Mood?
Nervous like a squirrel. Quite distressed.
Q: Listening to?
Budgies tugging at the mirror’s chain.
Q: Watching?
I wonder, would you be too shocked if I said computer screen?
Q: Worrying about?
Graduation. Is that even a question?
Q: Wearing?
Glasses, T-shirt, pants.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
Toilets. >>
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Graduate. Again: Is that even a question?
Q: Do you smile often?
No, not really.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yes, even though I may not look or act like one. ^_^;