Fucking Pigs!
Ok so as some of you might know Dan got out of the police acadamy last week and now he's trying to ruin my life.
There I am, this morning, in my car getting ready to go to the store for some smokes. Well it's spring time now and I'm really starting to feel better and shit so I want to change some things up you know? Out with the old in with the new. So I decide I'm going to drive to the store in reverse because I can and because that's my right as an American citizen. I'm sorry but I thought that this was a FREE country. So there I am crusing in reverse when all of a sudden the pigs decided that I look suspicious and pull me over for no reason. Now this would be typical but who steps out of the cop car? Officer Dan that's who! So I'm like cool you know he's just fucking around we'll talk or something and figure out something to do later. Well he walks up and says "License and Registration." and I'm like "Oh ya right! Listen I don't want to have to choke you.?" because I thought that he was just fucking around and shit. So then he's like "Step out of the car sir." and I decide to go along with it because it seemed like he was joking but then he throws me against the hood of my car and cuffs me. Well of course I'm like "Hey not so rough!" and he's like "This is no joke!" so I'm like "Fine." and I started taking him all seriously and shit because if he's going to cry about it I guess I have to. Then after all that he actually has the nerve to give me a ticket. So I'm like fuck this and I tell him "Look, your not giving me a ticket after what you did to me." and he's like "Yes I am and if you want to fight it I'll see you in court." So I tried to bargin with him and say "Look, all I'm going to do is go get a restraining order against you and then if you show up at court you're going to get in trouble too. So don't even show up." But he didn't believe me so I went down the the police station and I told them what he had done and they were all "So? You threatened him." What a bunch of assholes right? So I'm like "Look I don't care I want a restraining order because he abused me." And can you believe that they would give me one? Of course they do have to look out for their fellow pigs right? But they're all in for a surprise because I sent this story to the newspaper already and when this comes out on the front page head are going to roll.
There I am, this morning, in my car getting ready to go to the store for some smokes. Well it's spring time now and I'm really starting to feel better and shit so I want to change some things up you know? Out with the old in with the new. So I decide I'm going to drive to the store in reverse because I can and because that's my right as an American citizen. I'm sorry but I thought that this was a FREE country. So there I am crusing in reverse when all of a sudden the pigs decided that I look suspicious and pull me over for no reason. Now this would be typical but who steps out of the cop car? Officer Dan that's who! So I'm like cool you know he's just fucking around we'll talk or something and figure out something to do later. Well he walks up and says "License and Registration." and I'm like "Oh ya right! Listen I don't want to have to choke you.?" because I thought that he was just fucking around and shit. So then he's like "Step out of the car sir." and I decide to go along with it because it seemed like he was joking but then he throws me against the hood of my car and cuffs me. Well of course I'm like "Hey not so rough!" and he's like "This is no joke!" so I'm like "Fine." and I started taking him all seriously and shit because if he's going to cry about it I guess I have to. Then after all that he actually has the nerve to give me a ticket. So I'm like fuck this and I tell him "Look, your not giving me a ticket after what you did to me." and he's like "Yes I am and if you want to fight it I'll see you in court." So I tried to bargin with him and say "Look, all I'm going to do is go get a restraining order against you and then if you show up at court you're going to get in trouble too. So don't even show up." But he didn't believe me so I went down the the police station and I told them what he had done and they were all "So? You threatened him." What a bunch of assholes right? So I'm like "Look I don't care I want a restraining order because he abused me." And can you believe that they would give me one? Of course they do have to look out for their fellow pigs right? But they're all in for a surprise because I sent this story to the newspaper already and when this comes out on the front page head are going to roll.