Why are people such assholes?
Well hello Live Journal. Merry Christmas. I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I got an article published in The New York Times. Ya I'm really proud of that. I mean when I sent it in I had no clue they were going to publish it then today there it was. The bad news is that the "original author" has filed a frivolous lawsuit against me for "copyright infringment" or whatever that is. It seems Peggy Lee Gafford thinks that she can just go around sueing people even though I'm the one that re-typed it and sent it in. YOU DON'T OWN LETTERS AND WORDS PEGGY! So that's my rock solid defense and I don't know why everyone keeps telling me I need a lawyer. Like I'm just going to give someone money to repeat what I was going to say. Then I would have to sue him for "copyright infringment" right?!
On a sad note the old lady who's face I spit in died of natural causes last week. I went to her funeral and boy do I regret that. So I was a little drunk. Who cares? Everyone was all pissed saying "You shouldn't be here!" and stuff like I didn't deserve any of the inheritance. And then they got all pissed because I took all the chicken wings. It was a compliment I wouldn't have take them if they wern't good. And then they actually kicked me out just because I spit in the coffin. I mean come on! She probably would have thought it was funny. Maybe I shouldn't have brought my jail friends but how was I suppose to know they were going to rob her husband? If he wants his wedding ring back he's going to have to take it up with them because I had nothing to do with it. Anyways I'm probably going to have to sue them soon too so that I can get the inheritance I rightfully deserve. I'll keep you updated.
Oh and by the way here's my impression of the old man. "Oh I'm old. I want my wedding ring back. *empty threat* *empty threat*" Bring it old man.
On a sad note the old lady who's face I spit in died of natural causes last week. I went to her funeral and boy do I regret that. So I was a little drunk. Who cares? Everyone was all pissed saying "You shouldn't be here!" and stuff like I didn't deserve any of the inheritance. And then they got all pissed because I took all the chicken wings. It was a compliment I wouldn't have take them if they wern't good. And then they actually kicked me out just because I spit in the coffin. I mean come on! She probably would have thought it was funny. Maybe I shouldn't have brought my jail friends but how was I suppose to know they were going to rob her husband? If he wants his wedding ring back he's going to have to take it up with them because I had nothing to do with it. Anyways I'm probably going to have to sue them soon too so that I can get the inheritance I rightfully deserve. I'll keep you updated.
Oh and by the way here's my impression of the old man. "Oh I'm old. I want my wedding ring back. *empty threat* *empty threat*" Bring it old man.