Why does everyone lie about me?
No. I am not TRYING to get raped. I've always streched in the shower. You know there's the warm water and it relaxes your muscles and that's the best time to check for testicular cancer too I am NOT playing with myself. And I'm sorry, but I thought that what happened in prison stays in prison.
And mom if you're reading this what the fuck? Why haven't you bailed me out yet? You better not be listening to your stupid friends again they don't know anything they just like to lie about me. Who cares who set that fire at Jills house it wasn't me I was home that whole night except for the half hour I was gone to get that eggplant but I told you I ate that on the way home. And yes, they really didn't give me a recipt. Why don't you ever believe me you stupid bitch? Come bail me out already!
And mom if you're reading this what the fuck? Why haven't you bailed me out yet? You better not be listening to your stupid friends again they don't know anything they just like to lie about me. Who cares who set that fire at Jills house it wasn't me I was home that whole night except for the half hour I was gone to get that eggplant but I told you I ate that on the way home. And yes, they really didn't give me a recipt. Why don't you ever believe me you stupid bitch? Come bail me out already!