JEEZ O PETES!
It's been a fucking year since I first became a pirate livejournal. Can you believe that? Oh wow. That is something.
I did make my big return to the seas last week. Renting another boat was a bitch I had to use my alias "Big Black Beard" I was suprised they hadn't heard of me. And that stupid court order restricted me from recruiting men so it was a total muff party. I found my old crew and I was totally going to kick that DJ's ass but SOMEONE (one of my female crewmates who thought that he was "sooo hot!") told him that I was comming up behind him with the baseball bat and he turned around and we got into a scuffle, and sure I ended up in the hospital but I think I got a couple good shots in too he was just pretended like it didn't hurt. Then of course I had to spend 10 days in jail for violating my probation and there was something about a restraining order I don't know I'll have to ask the guys when I see them next. But jail wasn't that bad I did get to open JailBirdBoxers.com and sure Mickey got stabbed when I told my cell-mate that it was him that took the pictures and opened the website and sure NBC sued me for copyright infringment but how was I suppose to know they were making a reality show with that title? Anyways, I don't see what the big deal is.
I did make my big return to the seas last week. Renting another boat was a bitch I had to use my alias "Big Black Beard" I was suprised they hadn't heard of me. And that stupid court order restricted me from recruiting men so it was a total muff party. I found my old crew and I was totally going to kick that DJ's ass but SOMEONE (one of my female crewmates who thought that he was "sooo hot!") told him that I was comming up behind him with the baseball bat and he turned around and we got into a scuffle, and sure I ended up in the hospital but I think I got a couple good shots in too he was just pretended like it didn't hurt. Then of course I had to spend 10 days in jail for violating my probation and there was something about a restraining order I don't know I'll have to ask the guys when I see them next. But jail wasn't that bad I did get to open JailBirdBoxers.com and sure Mickey got stabbed when I told my cell-mate that it was him that took the pictures and opened the website and sure NBC sued me for copyright infringment but how was I suppose to know they were making a reality show with that title? Anyways, I don't see what the big deal is.