An Open Letter To All Students:

[mylord]

        I will keep this as brief as I am able, as I understand many students attending this school are as talented in art and anatomy as they are at reading and comprehending the written word

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[giantego]

No, I think I'll take my grade. I don't want to waste time pretending I'm any of those losers.

[mylord]

In your case, I also understand. Would if I could have a classroom full of students as utterly unlikeable as yourself.

I will not suggest you complete an alternate scenario, as I am certain your penchant for bullying those smaller than you, stuffing them into lockers, making those around you feel inferior because you know very large words, and biting sarcasm will be all you need in order to be successful, although you may be miserable and no one will ever truly like you.

[giantego]

What if I don't want to be successful? I don't want to be a boring old guy like you.

[mylord]

I am afraid those who are like you rarely get what they want.

[giantego]

Like you even know.

[giantego]

Look, in my experience, no one gets what they want. Successful, unsuccessful, old and boring, young and godly at basketball, alcoholic, stone cold sober, smart, stupid, asshole, nicest guy on the planet - no one gets what they want.

[oftpartitioned]

oh!!!!!!! somebody sounds unfulfilled~~