A knight in shining armor.
Chivalry is dead. Thank God for that, right? That bitch can open her own goddamn door. Slay the dragon? Where the hell did that come from? I just want to talk to you, girl, maybe find out what your sign is (Ladies, I'm an Aquarius), and now you want me to slay some oversized iguana that breathes fire? Fuck that. Besides, I'm tired.
And it is official, I would have been the worst knight in the world.
And it is official, I would have been the worst knight in the world.