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i went hiking and ben went with me. he dropped things in the water.
but i have a new dream and my cousin interpreited it for me.
i was chilaxing in this wide open field with my friend alex barrett of the big hair and all of a sudden a baby falls into each of our laps. i catch it and suddenly realize that its mine. i turn to alex and say, "i dont remember having sex!" she shrugs and we put the babies in this plastic bubble much like a hamster ball and we jump in our life size tonka truck and we're on our way. we decide to take them to the hospital cause they fell out of the sky and that could cause some serious health problems. the hospital has apparently been relocated to a mcdonalds so we pull around the drive thru and talk to a nurse on a head set. we tell her that we have babies and she tells us that it will be $5.97 and to pull around. so we do. we hand her the bubble babies and she thanks us and tells us to come back later to visit them. all of a sudden its night time and we realize that we need to get on home. we end up in your average upper middle class suburban neighborhood. we say goodbye and go about or business. i start off walking down the street and all of a sudden i hear something behind me and there is a whole herd of dogs running at me and i laugh and stand in the middle and let them all run past me. it was the cuddliest stampede ever. after they all run past i suddenly realize that i had never named my baby. i think about this for a second and decide on Elliott Gray. i then woke up to the sweet sounds of my mother cursing loudly because she had hit her foot on a chair outside my room.
my cousin decided that this whole baby thing meant that a big change was happening in my life and that i should be ready for it. she also liked my baby name and i am now worried that she will take it for she is with child. she said that the dog thing happened because i like dogs. i thought that that was terribly significant.
and as a side note, last night i rented the best movie i have seen in a long time. by best i mean god aweful but a soon to be cult classic. zombie honeymoon. a couple go on their honeymoon only to be attacked by a zombie. it throws up zombie blood in the dudes mouth (cause apparently thats ACTUALLY how zombies are created) and danny slowly becomes more and more of a zombie... "As he tried to contain his cannibalistic behaviors for the sake of their marriage, Denise decides to stand by her man "for better or worse." One part horror flick one part romantic comedy." it seriously says that... frickin' INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!
but i have a new dream and my cousin interpreited it for me.
i was chilaxing in this wide open field with my friend alex barrett of the big hair and all of a sudden a baby falls into each of our laps. i catch it and suddenly realize that its mine. i turn to alex and say, "i dont remember having sex!" she shrugs and we put the babies in this plastic bubble much like a hamster ball and we jump in our life size tonka truck and we're on our way. we decide to take them to the hospital cause they fell out of the sky and that could cause some serious health problems. the hospital has apparently been relocated to a mcdonalds so we pull around the drive thru and talk to a nurse on a head set. we tell her that we have babies and she tells us that it will be $5.97 and to pull around. so we do. we hand her the bubble babies and she thanks us and tells us to come back later to visit them. all of a sudden its night time and we realize that we need to get on home. we end up in your average upper middle class suburban neighborhood. we say goodbye and go about or business. i start off walking down the street and all of a sudden i hear something behind me and there is a whole herd of dogs running at me and i laugh and stand in the middle and let them all run past me. it was the cuddliest stampede ever. after they all run past i suddenly realize that i had never named my baby. i think about this for a second and decide on Elliott Gray. i then woke up to the sweet sounds of my mother cursing loudly because she had hit her foot on a chair outside my room.
my cousin decided that this whole baby thing meant that a big change was happening in my life and that i should be ready for it. she also liked my baby name and i am now worried that she will take it for she is with child. she said that the dog thing happened because i like dogs. i thought that that was terribly significant.
and as a side note, last night i rented the best movie i have seen in a long time. by best i mean god aweful but a soon to be cult classic. zombie honeymoon. a couple go on their honeymoon only to be attacked by a zombie. it throws up zombie blood in the dudes mouth (cause apparently thats ACTUALLY how zombies are created) and danny slowly becomes more and more of a zombie... "As he tried to contain his cannibalistic behaviors for the sake of their marriage, Denise decides to stand by her man "for better or worse." One part horror flick one part romantic comedy." it seriously says that... frickin' INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!