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so it was really terrifying.
i dreamed that i was looking out the window on the second story of my house out at the cul-de-sac and i saw this animal that looked like a turkey with fuzzy, striped dr. seuss like legs and wings that fluttered about like a cape. so i ran downstairs to inform someone else of this creature and when i look again its right at the window only now it is no longer a turkey but a jackal with lots and lots of needle sharp teeth. the dr seuss legs were still there but there was another pair of legs behind them that were black and bone thin. instead of the cape it had these large arms alot like a praying mantis but with giant paddles on the end covered with row after row of razor sharp claws.it broke the glass and chased me down the hall. i made it to the back door and slammed it shut just in time. when i turned around, charlize theron was there and told me that that thing was after her dogs. so we ran with her dogs into a river. we looked up and saw this stream of green mist flying high above us and i realized that the scary as hell monster could fly and turned into green mist when doing so. so we had to hide under the water and wait for him to fly away.... we made it to the other side of this river where my stepdad was waiting for me. i told him all about my encounter while charlize theron ran away. in an arabic accent he said, "oh, well, thats interesting. be sure to close the garage door next time."
on a side note, my mother bought me a pair of chacos today. the most expensive sandal ive ever owned...ridiculous.
i dreamed that i was looking out the window on the second story of my house out at the cul-de-sac and i saw this animal that looked like a turkey with fuzzy, striped dr. seuss like legs and wings that fluttered about like a cape. so i ran downstairs to inform someone else of this creature and when i look again its right at the window only now it is no longer a turkey but a jackal with lots and lots of needle sharp teeth. the dr seuss legs were still there but there was another pair of legs behind them that were black and bone thin. instead of the cape it had these large arms alot like a praying mantis but with giant paddles on the end covered with row after row of razor sharp claws.it broke the glass and chased me down the hall. i made it to the back door and slammed it shut just in time. when i turned around, charlize theron was there and told me that that thing was after her dogs. so we ran with her dogs into a river. we looked up and saw this stream of green mist flying high above us and i realized that the scary as hell monster could fly and turned into green mist when doing so. so we had to hide under the water and wait for him to fly away.... we made it to the other side of this river where my stepdad was waiting for me. i told him all about my encounter while charlize theron ran away. in an arabic accent he said, "oh, well, thats interesting. be sure to close the garage door next time."
on a side note, my mother bought me a pair of chacos today. the most expensive sandal ive ever owned...ridiculous.