Weekends in Wiggz' Paradise
So tonight me and the homiez chilled at the Big D (aka Denny's), and of course, we were almost kicked out because the people in the booths around us started complaining that we were too loud and our conversation was inappropriate blah blah blah (we were talking about how Dan fucked my sister before he knew she was my sister), so we left, and we hung out outside for a while talking before taking off.
So me and Brad, in our usual style are fucking around on the highway, and Brad whips out his LASER pointer (caps bitches, it's an acronym!), and starts shining it in my car. So of course, he misses, and hits the car in front of us, and the guy freaked out and started swerving and it was HI-larious! And then we got to the Exit 12 tolls, and Brad's fishing around his car for change, and he finally finds it and tosses at the basket, only to miss every single coin, so he gets out of his car, and of course, I hit him immediately with my high beams so he cain't see and start honking at him mercilessly. Good times were had by all.
So my cat had a kitten. A KITTEN. Not a litter, but a single kitten. So my mom's friend decided we should name it "Solo", as it came out alone. I have taken to calling it "Han Solo". then my cat moved the kitten to under my bed to protect it, which is not the best place for a newborn kitten that poops everywhere, so I was trying to fish it out, and then I noticed in the back corner, there was a Boba Fett action figure from when I were a wee childe, and I decided it must be the nexus of the universe, because Han Solo was cuddling up to Boba Fett. Geeks and nerds, feel free to enter a super-L337 "LMAO" in here.
So tomorrow night I'm supposed to be working from about 8 to like 3 or 4 or 5 in the morning, I don't really know, but then at 8:15 that same morning, I have to show up in court. Then at 1 p.m., I have to go to class. And somewhere in there I have to find time to schedule a doctor's appointment to find out why the fuck my lymph node is massive. I cain't wait.
So, THE END
So me and Brad, in our usual style are fucking around on the highway, and Brad whips out his LASER pointer (caps bitches, it's an acronym!), and starts shining it in my car. So of course, he misses, and hits the car in front of us, and the guy freaked out and started swerving and it was HI-larious! And then we got to the Exit 12 tolls, and Brad's fishing around his car for change, and he finally finds it and tosses at the basket, only to miss every single coin, so he gets out of his car, and of course, I hit him immediately with my high beams so he cain't see and start honking at him mercilessly. Good times were had by all.
So my cat had a kitten. A KITTEN. Not a litter, but a single kitten. So my mom's friend decided we should name it "Solo", as it came out alone. I have taken to calling it "Han Solo". then my cat moved the kitten to under my bed to protect it, which is not the best place for a newborn kitten that poops everywhere, so I was trying to fish it out, and then I noticed in the back corner, there was a Boba Fett action figure from when I were a wee childe, and I decided it must be the nexus of the universe, because Han Solo was cuddling up to Boba Fett. Geeks and nerds, feel free to enter a super-L337 "LMAO" in here.
So tomorrow night I'm supposed to be working from about 8 to like 3 or 4 or 5 in the morning, I don't really know, but then at 8:15 that same morning, I have to show up in court. Then at 1 p.m., I have to go to class. And somewhere in there I have to find time to schedule a doctor's appointment to find out why the fuck my lymph node is massive. I cain't wait.
So, THE END