Well I ain't posted in God knowz how long, so I figure I might as well let anyone dat don't know whatz up... Umm... Whatz up ( Read more... )

Okay, so here's the thing about homosexuality... Basically, the penis is more or less a super-enlarged clitoris... Anyone wit half a brain can tell you that... So when it comes to gays... Basically they want the same thing straights want. There was a case in India several years ago where a man thought he had cancer and his "tumor" turned out to be ( Read more... )

They really should produce a strawberry-flavoured cigarette. I was drinking a strawberry flavoured Dasani this morning and smoking a cigarette, and it tasted like magical worlds of happiness.

I am very bored and not very drunk. I'm not sure why I'm telling anyone this, but I figured livejournal is so last year, who cares, nobody's gonna read this anyway right? And if they do, get a life already, geez! MySpace is where it's at now, bitches!

I'm sure you've all been wondering so yes I am still alive.

Yea yea... It's been a while... But where to start now? I'm drunk and Brett's asleep... I'm at his house more often than not, and also I'm drunk more often than not... Work is gay drinking is fun, what more do you wan't? Posting in live journal is dumb. You're dumb. Or maybe not, it depends on who still reads this. By the way, did you realise that ( Read more... )

Wiggz --

[noun]:

An immortal

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I fucking told you guys I cain't die!

Well, I have not updated in some time so I figure now is as good a time as any, since I'm finally online again ( Read more... )

Well, even though nobody seems to read Livejournal anymore, I figure I'll share this with you anyway ( Read more... )

Well, I'm bored, everyone's left the school, but I'm still here waiting for my idiot brothers to finish up their classes or whatever. I have to call my ex-boss and see if I can get the money they owe me. $614.75 dammit! I earned that money!

Hollah