Holy Shit that's funny.
So last night I hung out with Eric and Andrew and Lauren (whom I met last night). Me and Eric played pool a bit, then we all decided to go to the beach. So after about an hour driving there (give or take), we walk up and down the beachfront going through stores (mostly stores with knives in the window). We ended up talking Andrew into buying a nice little three-bladed toy, then spent half an hour in a ring shop trying to buy Eric a new ring.
So on the way home, Andrew tells Lauren (who was driving) that she better not get pulled over, and if she does, he better not get searched, because he has two knives on him.
So we're going about 85 in a 65 (80 clocked by the Statie), and we get pulled over. Lots of speed traps out on a fourth of July weekend. So the statie looks in the car, and everything's fine, until he notices the clip on Andrew's pants pocket. He walks to the passenger side of the car and asks Andrew to step out and searches him, finding both knives. "You ever been arrested before, Andrew?" the cop asks. "No, sir" replies Andrew.
Cop: "What's this?" reaching in and pulling out a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
Andrew: "It could be a three-bladed knife..." Not looking at what the cop's holding.
Good times.
So on the way home, Andrew tells Lauren (who was driving) that she better not get pulled over, and if she does, he better not get searched, because he has two knives on him.
So we're going about 85 in a 65 (80 clocked by the Statie), and we get pulled over. Lots of speed traps out on a fourth of July weekend. So the statie looks in the car, and everything's fine, until he notices the clip on Andrew's pants pocket. He walks to the passenger side of the car and asks Andrew to step out and searches him, finding both knives. "You ever been arrested before, Andrew?" the cop asks. "No, sir" replies Andrew.
Cop: "What's this?" reaching in and pulling out a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
Andrew: "It could be a three-bladed knife..." Not looking at what the cop's holding.
Good times.