Dinner at the Guernsey house....
My brother wanted meatballs and he's like, "Can someone help me find the meatballs?" and my mom's like
"Get a spoon and find them yourself."
And he's holds the bowl in front of her and he's like "Where are they? Which one is a meatball?"
And she's like "They're hiding."
And he's like "Well, then you're just as stupid as I am" and she sends him to his room for 5 minutes and when he comes down she's like "Now, be careful, for what you say determines your location."
I thought that was so funny I celebrated by spiting milk out my mouth and into my hand and it was green b/c I was eating broccoli at the same time, so I showed my brother cuz I thought it was funny.
Then my brother told me the core of carrots are good to hit bad carrots with because they're spiky. Then my dad, who hadn't said a single thing all dinner, looks at him and says "I don't have any soup at work." And we all just loose it and start cracking up.
"Get a spoon and find them yourself."
And he's holds the bowl in front of her and he's like "Where are they? Which one is a meatball?"
And she's like "They're hiding."
And he's like "Well, then you're just as stupid as I am" and she sends him to his room for 5 minutes and when he comes down she's like "Now, be careful, for what you say determines your location."
I thought that was so funny I celebrated by spiting milk out my mouth and into my hand and it was green b/c I was eating broccoli at the same time, so I showed my brother cuz I thought it was funny.
Then my brother told me the core of carrots are good to hit bad carrots with because they're spiky. Then my dad, who hadn't said a single thing all dinner, looks at him and says "I don't have any soup at work." And we all just loose it and start cracking up.