History Projects and the ammusment they provide.
So I had to look up "Theodore Weld" and write a report pretending to be him. Beatrice had to do the same thing, pretending to be a different person. I discovered that we married eachother and, well, this is what resulted:
"I, Theodore Weld, was an abolitionist who was born in the early 1800’s. I did not approve of slavery and took steps to do away with it, starting at the Lane Theological Seminary n Ohio, where I first attended college and became the leader of a group called “The Lane Rebels”, which argued against slavery. When Lyman Beecher and other heads of the college attempted to prohibit students from supporting abolitionism, I left with other abolitionist and began attending Oberlin College. Following college I married Beatrice Leverett, aka, Angelina Grimke even though she was really, really ugly and suffered from a disorder of the reproductive tract so she could only pop 3 kids out of her vagina. However, she was a great sex partner."
A picture of my loving wife.....
"I, Theodore Weld, was an abolitionist who was born in the early 1800’s. I did not approve of slavery and took steps to do away with it, starting at the Lane Theological Seminary n Ohio, where I first attended college and became the leader of a group called “The Lane Rebels”, which argued against slavery. When Lyman Beecher and other heads of the college attempted to prohibit students from supporting abolitionism, I left with other abolitionist and began attending Oberlin College. Following college I married Beatrice Leverett, aka, Angelina Grimke even though she was really, really ugly and suffered from a disorder of the reproductive tract so she could only pop 3 kids out of her vagina. However, she was a great sex partner."
A picture of my loving wife.....