And now it's.................a ridiculous storm!?

OK let's see.
Rain.
Snow.
G force winds?

That's it I CALL SHENANIGANS! Shenanigans on this entire place! I can handle the crazy vampires and wings and Crazy Diamond slightly...less...um...fixingstuffable, but this?
THIS IS NUTS!

NUTS AND CRAZY AND JUST PLAIN- why am I even bitching it won't do