002 [video]

[myglasses]

Time seems to have gotten away from me for a couple of weeks; I only realized today that it's January. I hope I haven't been neglecting anything. [She offers an apologetic smile, which turns friendly and ever-so-slightly dorky.] Hello to all the new arrivals! I'm Velma.

[And now for a slightly awkward pause.]If anyone sees a robotic mouse, please

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[deepdowndark]

...does it taste like rat?

[Someone hasn't quite grasped the concept of robotic yet.]

[myglasses]

You know, I've never actually eaten a robotic mouse or a rat.

[deepdowndark]

...Well, rat's very tasty.

[myglasses]

I can imagine.

You probably shouldn't try to eat this mouse, though. I'm not an expert on dwarf gastroenterology, but I doubt non-organic material is good for your digestion.

[deepdowndark]

You mean it's entirely non-organic?

[myglasses]

It's primarily composed of metallic components.

[deepdowndark]

I guess... that does make it quite inedible.

Although my parents always put a healthy dose of iron and copper in their Dwarf bread.

[myglasses]

Did the bread have... meat in it?

[deepdowndark]

No, what sort of bread has meat in it?

[myglasses]

Bread... with healthy doses of iron?

[deepdowndark]

Yes, of course. That's... well, Dwarf bread for you. Never go hungry with some in your pocket.

[myglasses]

Right.

[deepdowndark]

It's true. I've got some right here.

[myglasses]

I don't disbelieve you.