For a good laugh
In case the majority of the population doesnt know..I happen to be the clumsiest person I've ever known..I will fall, run into things, hit something, whatever. For no reason. There are a thousand stories I could tell you about my little adventures.
For instance, today..I was walking down to the mailbox at my apartment and there was a Uhaul backed halfway over the sidewalk. And I saw it on the way to the mailbox. As I was returning however, I was intrigued by whatever mail I happened to be reading at the time and completely forgot the truck was over half of the sidewalk. I walked face first into it. Bam! Just like that.
Go on, keep laughing..you know you want to. I would.
In fact, the first person I told this to said that if he were there when this happened he would be on the ground laughing. No not checking to see if I'm okay..laughing hysterically.
Such chivalry..Thanks J ;)
So anyway, I step back..kind of stunned and look around and there are like 5 children looking at me with wide eyes trying not to bust up laughing. One of them politely asked if I was alright. Out of embarrassment all I could think to say was "I'm going home now."
Like I said..I am the most accident prone person I know. I should get the award for klutz of the year..
There's also another story of when I was sick about a month ago and I slipped in my bathroom, legs went flying and fell flat on my back. I was so drugged up that I simply laid there for about ten minutes. Pathetic I know.
Well now that you've all had a couple of good laughs at my expense, don't you feel better? Glad I could be of service.
I'll be here all week.
Ciao people!
xoxo
For instance, today..I was walking down to the mailbox at my apartment and there was a Uhaul backed halfway over the sidewalk. And I saw it on the way to the mailbox. As I was returning however, I was intrigued by whatever mail I happened to be reading at the time and completely forgot the truck was over half of the sidewalk. I walked face first into it. Bam! Just like that.
Go on, keep laughing..you know you want to. I would.
In fact, the first person I told this to said that if he were there when this happened he would be on the ground laughing. No not checking to see if I'm okay..laughing hysterically.
Such chivalry..Thanks J ;)
So anyway, I step back..kind of stunned and look around and there are like 5 children looking at me with wide eyes trying not to bust up laughing. One of them politely asked if I was alright. Out of embarrassment all I could think to say was "I'm going home now."
Like I said..I am the most accident prone person I know. I should get the award for klutz of the year..
There's also another story of when I was sick about a month ago and I slipped in my bathroom, legs went flying and fell flat on my back. I was so drugged up that I simply laid there for about ten minutes. Pathetic I know.
Well now that you've all had a couple of good laughs at my expense, don't you feel better? Glad I could be of service.
I'll be here all week.
Ciao people!
xoxo