Mister Xanthopoulos, Your Boobery is Growing Quite Tiresome
It's officially five days until I'm twenty-four. Nerrrvous? Hope you've got your shopping done.
So, the family is finally catching up with the world. The world of two years ago. We got high speed today from a man wearing a facsimile of the One Ring. The ads didn't mention it, but look how fast this double anal penetration scene downloads! Remarkable!
Not to mention, I finally finished that cabinet project. What project? The one started July eighth. Sigharoo!
I made my Grandma's sandtarts yesterday:
Damon: "I made Christmas cookies today."
Ben: "What kind?"
Damon: "Sandtarts."
Ben: "Is that a Saudi Arabian hooker?"
Racist! But seriously, folks, they came out pretty good, if I do say so myself. And I will: They came out pretty good.
Oh! And Project Runway 2: Heidi's Pregnancy Hormones started today. And I fell in love with Daniel.
...and Santino??? WHAT AM I SAYING?!?
~Trainwreck of Thought Damon