Old Man Grumpus

[mydamonian]

So here's an exchange that occurred yesterday:

A dramatization in one act.

Damon Xanthopoulos, spritely chap...........a heavily sedated Ashton Kutcher
Jimmy Jimmerson, sandwich artist..................................Jonathan Lipnicki

SCENE:  Goodlettsville Subway Restaurant, present day

Jimmy: What kinda bread you want?
Damon: Wheat.
Jimmy: Wait...

Comments

[bacchianrevelry]

I'm 25. Where is my walker? Oh, and you shouldn't let some punk kid make you feel bad, especially when he is playin on your lawn.

[yesdnil311]

I'm really disturbed by this picture. Seriously.

[mydamonian]

Is he...and correct me if I'm wrong...but, is he--or, at least, does he think he is--a thug!??!

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[caitlintini]

me too!!! i'm gonna have nightmares about this. i'm not sure what's the worst thing in this picture: the bling? the hair? the creepy font his name is in? sick.

[mydamonian]

The font. Mos def.

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[mydamonian]

That's the bastard! I'd recognize that whippersnapper anywhere!!!

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