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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I stole keller08's purse (-30 points). Last month I pulled over and changed _itotallypaused's flat tire (15 points). Last Monday I helped xxsarahexx10 see the light (8 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole scarletshadows's purse (30 points). In June I punched lessthanska74 in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (13 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
mybumisonhanson
totally.