HAPPY FUCKING FOURTH
so my fourth of july was pretty awesome. first i went to this party on a private beach and liek it was fun but everyone there was just getting shitfaced and stuff. but i hung out i just talked to poeple. then tony drove me to brent and steves party. when i got there steven hugged me even though i didnt know him really yet. when we got inside nobody was really there cuz it was liek 11:30 and liek the party was suppose to start around 11-12...so anyways we were hanging out inside and steven came in and i didnt recognize him cuz when i could actually see him he was really cute. he tried to get me to drink a beer but i told him i couldnt cuz i was getting up early and i didnt want to be too tired/drunk/hungover....he kept trying to get me to drink "just one beer" and i really wnted to cuz he was so cute....and i wanted to drink...but i told him maybe later. So then he went to get himself a beer and came up behind put and put my sweatshirt hood on me...and was like hehe you have ears(cuz it was my sweatshirt that has kitty ears on the hood) he laughed and this other guy smiled at me and i was like noooo! and took the hood off. The n he tried to get me to have a beer and tony came and was like steven! stop pressuring her she has to get up early! So then me and tony went to get something from his car and by that time people were showing up. I saw my friend cascade which was cool cuz we hadn't talked all summer. So we got to talking and it was fun we went and sat on the couch and hung out w/her friend from hawaii and some other ppl. Cascade wasnt drinking either cuz she had to drive so we decided to not drink together and be strong. Then josh showed up carrying a bunch of crap and he was wearing his sex pants. They were hot. Yea then all the guys were taking shots and going outside for the beer bong...and cascade and i went outside to watch this guy david cuz she thought he was really cute. He hit the bong and then was liek.."i am all that is man" it was funny. I went back inside and josh was liek kendra i better see a guiness in your hands later! i told him i wasnt drinking cuz i have to get up early and hes liek...so just get buzzed...i said maybe and then i touched his pants....i lovethose pants. Then steven came over to me and cascade9 a little drunk) and he tried to get us to have a beer and i almostgave in he was soooooo cute. But i didnt. So then this really hot kid came i think his name was flee or something but he was sooooooooooo hot. So then steven came and put his hat on my head and was liek thats good cuz in steveland thats liek being christened...its liek....really good. yea he was kinda drunk now. But then i was talking to tony and josh was liek kendra you can have the first sip of my guinness...you are lucky cu i never let anyone have the first sip im really territorial....so who could say no to that? i had some of joshs beer and then that was it for me...i felt kinda bad but cascade had left anyways so what was the harm? Yea then flee was dancing in front of me and tony and i was liek mezmerized by it. When i had to leave steven was still saying i should drink but i told him i did and he still wanted to see me and then he liek whispered to me shhhh you can pretend to drink i wont tell anyone...buti was leaving so he wanted me to leave him my number so i did cuz i mean hes too cute to say no to..then i went outside gave josh a hug and then me and tony left and he took me home. It was a great night.