Jobs
Guruhl, I gots me a job at Denny's. I just ain't cut out for this waiteress shit, that gurl at the Waffle Queen got it hard! I can't curry no shit in my erms, guruhl, they just a bunch of flab them plates fallin down like Ted Kennedy! Just slidin down my erm, guruhl, I gots to put the food in my weave, hurney, that's what I was talkin' 'bout the other night with that pork chop.
Chile, I be fishin' all up in there talkin' 'bout, "Hurney, you gots the grits and hol' up lemme get this sausage out from between my breasteses and give me a God's great second to get this bacon out from between my toes, guruhl, you know this shit is too much for a bitch to tote!"
Had some chicken strips under one of my fat rolls, hurney, it was a mess! I had to take two sharrs, a bath, and roll around in some Cool Water to get the stench from that place offa me!
Speaking of some jobs, guruhl, Raunchelle finally got herself one at Wal-Mart. She workin' the registiter at the Electronolics and hurney, I went in that Wal-Mart lookin' for one of them new Nintendo consoles for my nephew Dimetredon Mont d'Or Jackson and I walked up to that registiter and I axed Raunchelle, I said, "Guruhl, you gotta Wii?" and she was all, "Hurney, I have been standin' behind this registiter for six hours what do you think?"
I just don't know what to think of that dusty butt no more! She got a jar head in every state and she so damn triflin' I am gonna whip her to the red!
I'm cracking but I'm facking, and if you don't believe me, you can ask Granny Grunt!
Chile, I be fishin' all up in there talkin' 'bout, "Hurney, you gots the grits and hol' up lemme get this sausage out from between my breasteses and give me a God's great second to get this bacon out from between my toes, guruhl, you know this shit is too much for a bitch to tote!"
Had some chicken strips under one of my fat rolls, hurney, it was a mess! I had to take two sharrs, a bath, and roll around in some Cool Water to get the stench from that place offa me!
Speaking of some jobs, guruhl, Raunchelle finally got herself one at Wal-Mart. She workin' the registiter at the Electronolics and hurney, I went in that Wal-Mart lookin' for one of them new Nintendo consoles for my nephew Dimetredon Mont d'Or Jackson and I walked up to that registiter and I axed Raunchelle, I said, "Guruhl, you gotta Wii?" and she was all, "Hurney, I have been standin' behind this registiter for six hours what do you think?"
I just don't know what to think of that dusty butt no more! She got a jar head in every state and she so damn triflin' I am gonna whip her to the red!
I'm cracking but I'm facking, and if you don't believe me, you can ask Granny Grunt!