Talkin' Bout Some Ice Cream
OH LORD. You would never believe who Raunchelle ran into the other day. She sawed Joe Malachai at a Geneva Convention or some shit and guruhl, he was a hot mess! Hurney, he was not even a hot mess, he was just a damn mess!
He was all scaly and shit and looked like he ain't sharred in eight years hurr growin' out his ears one crack eye all red and agimitated had a damn wooden arm got termites crawlin' all over it, guruhl, I felt sorry for his ass just lissernin to this shit.
Anyhoo, I had not seen his honky white ass since 1978... his head was so nappy and greasy and it was all shinin' lookin' like he done rolled around in some fried chicken. This one time he had dyed it green looked like he had a dill pickle head! *laughs*
I said, "Boy, you betta be currful, some pregnant werman gonna confruse you with a Vlasic and stick yo ass in some Ben & Jerry's!"
Speakin' of some ice cream, I was trynna get this job at this ice cream shop and this woman just was not harrin' me for some work for some reason and Raunchelle was all, "Guruhl, WHY?" and I says, "Hows I gonna know why? It ain't like I called her fat ass up and was like 'Hey gurl, why you didn harr me is yo weave on too tight?
'Maybe you was mad atcho hursband. Maybe he didn rub yo feet when you gots home from the ice cream shop and you was all tarred and wohn out like a 82 cent hooker with overbite and all you wanted was him to put his big ole black hands on yo feet and he was all like ''naw bitch''
Maybe you on yo purried or somethin'.'" She gots to wipe it up with a mop... guruhl, she have to get out the pine sol and a brillo pad. Gots to call Monica Lewinsky up curze she know how to clean up a good mess.
Ooh, child! She would not make a good president don't know nothin' 'bout missle defense! Girl, I know she don't know about foreen affairs she too busy havin ones here... she is all about some secret service tho, you know what I mean hurney! *laughs*
We should get Maddaleen Arlbright up in that throne. That ole bitch would scurr the hell out of them turrists! Guruhl, we could win the war on turrism with her scurry mask face hurney! She look like someone put a leather coat in the warshin' machine and dried it in a toaster!
Guruhl, don't get me all talkin' 'bout parlatics becurze I could talk about that shit 'till Hulk Hogan's daughter sells 8 CDs!
Chile, I have gots to get offa here and get ready for church I have spent all day trynna get this pork chop out my weave and I am almost done. Guruhl, don't even ask it is a LONG story.
He was all scaly and shit and looked like he ain't sharred in eight years hurr growin' out his ears one crack eye all red and agimitated had a damn wooden arm got termites crawlin' all over it, guruhl, I felt sorry for his ass just lissernin to this shit.
Anyhoo, I had not seen his honky white ass since 1978... his head was so nappy and greasy and it was all shinin' lookin' like he done rolled around in some fried chicken. This one time he had dyed it green looked like he had a dill pickle head! *laughs*
I said, "Boy, you betta be currful, some pregnant werman gonna confruse you with a Vlasic and stick yo ass in some Ben & Jerry's!"
Speakin' of some ice cream, I was trynna get this job at this ice cream shop and this woman just was not harrin' me for some work for some reason and Raunchelle was all, "Guruhl, WHY?" and I says, "Hows I gonna know why? It ain't like I called her fat ass up and was like 'Hey gurl, why you didn harr me is yo weave on too tight?
'Maybe you was mad atcho hursband. Maybe he didn rub yo feet when you gots home from the ice cream shop and you was all tarred and wohn out like a 82 cent hooker with overbite and all you wanted was him to put his big ole black hands on yo feet and he was all like ''naw bitch''
Maybe you on yo purried or somethin'.'" She gots to wipe it up with a mop... guruhl, she have to get out the pine sol and a brillo pad. Gots to call Monica Lewinsky up curze she know how to clean up a good mess.
Ooh, child! She would not make a good president don't know nothin' 'bout missle defense! Girl, I know she don't know about foreen affairs she too busy havin ones here... she is all about some secret service tho, you know what I mean hurney! *laughs*
We should get Maddaleen Arlbright up in that throne. That ole bitch would scurr the hell out of them turrists! Guruhl, we could win the war on turrism with her scurry mask face hurney! She look like someone put a leather coat in the warshin' machine and dried it in a toaster!
Guruhl, don't get me all talkin' 'bout parlatics becurze I could talk about that shit 'till Hulk Hogan's daughter sells 8 CDs!
Chile, I have gots to get offa here and get ready for church I have spent all day trynna get this pork chop out my weave and I am almost done. Guruhl, don't even ask it is a LONG story.