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12th Partridge [Action/Voice/Event]

Jul 29, 2011 02:16

[You know what's horrifying? Holograms. You know what's even worse? Being Ian during them. So when you hear the horrified shrieks in the plaza, it's probably just Ian being carried by a group of lumberjacks toward a GIANT WHIRRING WOODCHIPPER. Suffice to say, Mr. Kolansky is flailing above their heads in complete terror.]

PLEASE NO, NOT THE CHIPPER ( Read more... )

get out the pitchforks, get to da wood chippa!!, parents day = ian's world holiday ;;

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[Action] soreplaceable July 29 2011, 10:25:41 UTC

[Cowering behind his house, huh? Well, House 1 is a bit farther off from the rest of the village, so it probably made for a good hiding place. Not so good, however, that Ion couldn't see him from his bedroom window. With his bedroom having turned into a painfully familiar maze of sorts, the window was pretty much his only way of getting in and out quickly.]

[He was just about to swing one leg out the window when he spotted Ian just below the window sill.] ...Ian?

Re: [Action] my_yoke_broke July 29 2011, 21:22:04 UTC

[... Woah. So all of this really was dicking a lot of people over. How many times are you gonna wind up stuck somewhere, Ion. :|a]

U-uh, hey! Long time, no see!

[No sign of the soldiers again... yet. So he untenses a little.]

Funny way to leave your house.

[THAT WAS A JOKE, OKAY. HE TOLD A JOKE.]

[Action] soreplaceable July 31 2011, 08:47:43 UTC

[If past experiences are any indication, a lot.]

Yes, but it's much easier leaving this way than attempting to navigate through my room right now...

[And he was about to explain why, when he notices how ragged Ian looks.] Is everything all right?

Re: [Action] my_yoke_broke July 31 2011, 09:54:22 UTC

[Ha, surprisingly, he actually looks kind of exhausted.]

Just outrunning monsters and troublesome people. That sorta' thing.

[Action] soreplaceable July 31 2011, 10:41:00 UTC

[Well, it's no wonder he looked that way!]

Would you like to come inside and rest for awhile? My room aside, the rest of our house has been relatively normal.

Re: [Action] my_yoke_broke July 31 2011, 10:48:36 UTC

Oh, you wouldn't mind? [Because he could use a nap. It's been... what, three days since he actually went to sleep?] That'd be great!

[considering he's rarely ever in a house. :|a]

[Action] soreplaceable July 31 2011, 10:56:23 UTC

Of course I don't mind. It's the least I can do to repay you for helping me during the draft.

[...well, Ion saw it as helping, at least.]

[He pulls himself up over the window sill and manages to land without stumbling. He's had a lot of practice these past few days, after all.]

If we stay close to the house, nothing should spot us on our way to the front door.

Re: [Action] my_yoke_broke August 1 2011, 07:51:56 UTC

[Oh, Ion, don't repay him for that. If he'd have thought about it longer maybe he got to in the thread :| he would've just realized he could pick you up and jump out. Huehuehuehue.

aaaand he follows ion like a happy puppy]

That sounds great! You wouldn't happen to have a little water I could drink, do you?

[Action] soreplaceable August 1 2011, 08:18:00 UTC

[...GOOD JOB, IAN.]

Of course. Though I do hope the kitchen hasn't been changed into something else...

[He chuckles as he opens the front door, checking inside for normalcy before holding the door for Ian. Everything seemed fine, for now...]

Make yourself at home, while I go get you a glass of water.

Re: [Action] my_yoke_broke August 2 2011, 11:02:40 UTC

[Did you expect anything different.]

U-uh-! Be careful, while you're gone!

[And he just /flop, its down on the couch to awkwardly fiddle with his ruined sleeve. :|]

[Action] soreplaceable August 3 2011, 10:46:05 UTC

[He's just going to the kitchen, not on some epic quest for the Holy Grail of Water Cups!]

[Unless, you know, the kitchen changes while he's in there. Which it is going to, because this is Luceti and bad things always happen here. The next time Ian glances in the direction Ion had gone, it'll have turned into a dense forest.]

[In his house.]

[Because what is logic to the Malnosso?]

Re: [Action] my_yoke_broke August 4 2011, 05:49:46 UTC

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Uhh. Ion. You okay in there?

[Action] soreplaceable August 4 2011, 05:57:37 UTC

[THERE IS NO REPLY how very ominous. The forest must be bigger than it seems!]

[Ian can wait all he likes. No one seems to be coming back out.]

Re: [Action] my_yoke_broke August 7 2011, 02:26:56 UTC

[THEN NEVER FEAR, IAN'S PARANOIA IS HERE!!

He bounds into the forest like a hero]

Ioooon!! Where are you?! Did a lion get ya'?! Talk to me!

[HELLO PLANT. KARATE CHOP!! >:^|]

[Action] soreplaceable August 8 2011, 00:01:47 UTC

[The forest extends in one direction pretty far, despite the fact that the house is clearly not this large. Shifts are weird like that. Eventually, the forest opens to a clearing area on the edge of a cliff, overlooking a vast city.]

[And that's where Ion is, staring down at the city just a few feet away. When he turns around, he looks a bit surprised to see Ian there. For a moment, he almost forgot where he was.]

Oh, Ian. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to keep you waiting. Before I could find a glass, everything changed around me...

Re: [Action] my_yoke_broke August 8 2011, 11:22:15 UTC

[Sorry, too busy staring this place down.]

Wooow... Looks like The Capital, kinda'...

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