PICSPAM: 4X10 IT'S A WONDERFUL LIE
4X10 IT'S A WONDERFUL LIE
Writer: Pamela Davis
Director: Matt Shakman
Original Airdate: 29 Jan 2008
It's Christmas at Princeton-Plainsboro and House plays his new fellows off each other in the most devious game of Secret Santa ever - even as he tries to prove that there's no way his rapidly declining patient Maggie could have been completely honest with her daughter all their lives.
WARNING: There be a crazy amount of caps ahead. Yes, we had just the ONE SCENE but that did not stop me from making close to 40 caps because HAI LISA YOU ARE GORGEOUS AND SO GAYIFYING AND I GOT CARRIED AWAY. Dial-up is not Lisa's friend...
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I. Cuddy owes House a lapdance - man, how much do I love it that I don't even have to come up with pornier titles for scenes? SUBTEXT, WHAT SUBTEXT. WE ARE ALL TEXT, PEOPLE.
[House walks into the main reception area - clearly on the prowl for Cuddy.]
[Cuddy emerges too - she's been looking for House all morning to tell him that he left the chocolate bodypaint on her desk again.]
Cuddy: You owe me fifty bucks. You also promised me a striptease in my office.
House: And you owe me half a lap dance. The other half, obviously, I collected this morning when we should have been hard at work. Hmmm... think we should be hard at work again now? *eyebrows*
Cuddy: It's for the nurse's holiday bonus.
Cuddy: I know you got the memo. The one about the proper use of handcuffs and leather whips...
House: I got the memo last year... Don't you remember what you found under your Christmas tree then? I even threw in some chains and whipped cream...
House: I want to hire forty more fellows to do your every bidding. Only I get to have sex with you though.
OMG FLIRTY FLIRTY FLIRTINESS OF WIN. LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISAAAAAAAAAAAAA IS SO PRETTY.........
Cuddy: You already fired the ones you hired? House, I'm so going to have to put you in the naughty-boy's corner for that...
House: They work better when they're scared. Unlike you. You work better when you're horny. I speak from personal experience.
TIME FOR AN EXTENDED CUDDY REACTION SHOT OF WIN, BECAUSE SHE IS MADE OF GORGEOUS:
[Taub appears before House and Cuddy start ripping each other's clothes off. DAMN TAUB.]
However, PLEASE TO BE LOOKING AT LISA IN THIS SCENE, CUDDY IS, LIKE, SO MAKING SEX-FACES FOR HOUSE:
Taub: You were right, the guy slipped her ecstasy.
House: Does he have any symptoms?
Taub: No. Kutner's starting the patient on haemo-dialysis and 13's in the lab trying to figure out what the guy put in the drugs.
[House and Cuddy, the gorgeousest OTP EVAR on the planet, watch as Taub leaves. Yay, alone time for the sexage??]
House: See - clear simple statement of facts describing their cooperation, with absolutely no attitude of fear. That makes me so mad I think I need that extra half lap dance right now *reaches for a fifty-dollar bill*
Cuddy: Something's got to be done, obviously. And I think that something is me...
House: Oh yeah.
And so Cuddy responds in kind...
But gets a little bit worried about whether she has the stamina to keep up with him tonight...
AND I JUST HAVE TO FLAIL AND SAY THAT WE HAD ONE SCENE ONLY BUT OMG WAS LISA NOT THE HOTTEST THING YOU HAVE SEEN EVAR?! *COMBUSTS FROM THE PRETTY* I think I got a bit carried away with the capping as a result, lol...
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I.5. Bondage & the Dean of Medicine
[House is hacking into Maggie's computer and searching through her e-mails.]
Taub: Try 'bondage'.
House: I did once. She just tied me down and whined about how hard it is to be Dean of Medicine.
I HAVE NO WORDS OTHER THAN: *FLAIL!!!!*
IT'S SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, SHOW. NOW PLEASE TO BE HAVING FIFTY CUDDY SCENES PER EPISODE, KTHX.
Writer: Pamela Davis
Director: Matt Shakman
Original Airdate: 29 Jan 2008
It's Christmas at Princeton-Plainsboro and House plays his new fellows off each other in the most devious game of Secret Santa ever - even as he tries to prove that there's no way his rapidly declining patient Maggie could have been completely honest with her daughter all their lives.
WARNING: There be a crazy amount of caps ahead. Yes, we had just the ONE SCENE but that did not stop me from making close to 40 caps because HAI LISA YOU ARE GORGEOUS AND SO GAYIFYING AND I GOT CARRIED AWAY. Dial-up is not Lisa's friend...
- - - - -
I. Cuddy owes House a lapdance - man, how much do I love it that I don't even have to come up with pornier titles for scenes? SUBTEXT, WHAT SUBTEXT. WE ARE ALL TEXT, PEOPLE.
[House walks into the main reception area - clearly on the prowl for Cuddy.]
[Cuddy emerges too - she's been looking for House all morning to tell him that he left the chocolate bodypaint on her desk again.]
Cuddy: You owe me fifty bucks. You also promised me a striptease in my office.
House: And you owe me half a lap dance. The other half, obviously, I collected this morning when we should have been hard at work. Hmmm... think we should be hard at work again now? *eyebrows*
Cuddy: It's for the nurse's holiday bonus.
Cuddy: I know you got the memo. The one about the proper use of handcuffs and leather whips...
House: I got the memo last year... Don't you remember what you found under your Christmas tree then? I even threw in some chains and whipped cream...
House: I want to hire forty more fellows to do your every bidding. Only I get to have sex with you though.
OMG FLIRTY FLIRTY FLIRTINESS OF WIN. LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISAAAAAAAAAAAAA IS SO PRETTY.........
Cuddy: You already fired the ones you hired? House, I'm so going to have to put you in the naughty-boy's corner for that...
House: They work better when they're scared. Unlike you. You work better when you're horny. I speak from personal experience.
TIME FOR AN EXTENDED CUDDY REACTION SHOT OF WIN, BECAUSE SHE IS MADE OF GORGEOUS:
[Taub appears before House and Cuddy start ripping each other's clothes off. DAMN TAUB.]
However, PLEASE TO BE LOOKING AT LISA IN THIS SCENE, CUDDY IS, LIKE, SO MAKING SEX-FACES FOR HOUSE:
Taub: You were right, the guy slipped her ecstasy.
House: Does he have any symptoms?
Taub: No. Kutner's starting the patient on haemo-dialysis and 13's in the lab trying to figure out what the guy put in the drugs.
[House and Cuddy, the gorgeousest OTP EVAR on the planet, watch as Taub leaves. Yay, alone time for the sexage??]
House: See - clear simple statement of facts describing their cooperation, with absolutely no attitude of fear. That makes me so mad I think I need that extra half lap dance right now *reaches for a fifty-dollar bill*
Cuddy: Something's got to be done, obviously. And I think that something is me...
House: Oh yeah.
And so Cuddy responds in kind...
But gets a little bit worried about whether she has the stamina to keep up with him tonight...
AND I JUST HAVE TO FLAIL AND SAY THAT WE HAD ONE SCENE ONLY BUT OMG WAS LISA NOT THE HOTTEST THING YOU HAVE SEEN EVAR?! *COMBUSTS FROM THE PRETTY* I think I got a bit carried away with the capping as a result, lol...
- - - - -
I.5. Bondage & the Dean of Medicine
[House is hacking into Maggie's computer and searching through her e-mails.]
Taub: Try 'bondage'.
House: I did once. She just tied me down and whined about how hard it is to be Dean of Medicine.
I HAVE NO WORDS OTHER THAN: *FLAIL!!!!*
IT'S SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, SHOW. NOW PLEASE TO BE HAVING FIFTY CUDDY SCENES PER EPISODE, KTHX.