My Evil Plot to Take Over the World
I found this 'evil plot' generator while I was stumbling, here is my plot to conquer to world:
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, amazed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
You know you want to go make one!!!
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, amazed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
You know you want to go make one!!!