In preparation for my trip to Costa Rica next month (as in I leave in TWO WEEKS) I have gone off food and alcohol. I remember when I used to work for Jan and her Little Black Binder of Doom and how grumpy she always was because the only thing she’d eat at lunch is a cucumber and now here I am doing the same damn thing. Well, not a cucumber. ( Read more... )

"That dress makes your waist look small."

Replied with, "That's because my waist IS small, it's my ass that's big."

Whatev.

I had a meeting today with the girl who does our PR, and when I came around the corner to lead her into the conference room she said, "Oh my God you've gotten skinny!"

To which I replied,

"HUG ME!"