Why don't I have a grade for MGT344 yet?
Seriously, my next class starts tomorrow. Grades should have been posted yesterday and they still aren't. I'm sitting at a 95% right now, without knowing what I got on the final exam. Unless I seriously bombed it, I'll pull an A- in this STUPID RIDICULOUS class. Ugh, I hated it. I got the paper I wrote for week 5, and he gave me a fucking C. Now, I knew when I wrote it that it wasn't very good but his ONLY comment on the paper was "You did well applying blah blah blah blah blah but were short on the word count requirement." So I was 200 words short and it justified a C?? Whatever asshole. Go be boring somewhere else, because I'm over it.
I'm in my cousins wedding next weekend in San Felipe, Mexico. I'm happy to be in it, my dress is pretty and it'll be a good photo op for MySpace, but:
1) She asked me to be in her wedding over TEXT MESSAGE
2) She eloped to Vegas and so is already married; this "wedding" is sort of a sham
3) She changed the venue of the wedding and never told me; I still don't know where the wedding is taking place
4) One of her 1/2 brothers (my 1/4 cousin, I guess) is riding down to Mexico with my dad and I *barf*
5) I rented a condo next door to the original wedding location; you know... the place where the wedding no longer is
6) I paid over $100 to have my dress altered at McDavid's Bridal and it's too small so I don't get to eat for a week
Hum, I think that's it. I thought I had at least a list of 10 grievances, but maybe not.
My other cousin has started stripping again. I found out because Bonnie the Botox Queen was doing my botox last week and asked me how it turned out for her. She hasn't had a job in over a year and her boyfriend got fired over 6 months ago and hasn't been working. It didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out how she was affording botox. Today I found out it's only going to cost us $25 to get our hair done for the wedding in Mexico and my reply was "Oh good, M will only have to show one boob in order to afford it."
WBF was bajiggity on the phone Friday night so when he emailed me today I told him, "FYI - you were bajiggity on the phone Friday night." I figured why the hell not, I've alienated everyone else I've talked to today so what's one more person at this point? He emailed me back asking WTF "bajiggity" means and then called me before I had a chance to reply because he had looked it up on the urban dictionary online. He read me the definition:
Out of sorts, confused, flustered, upset; loudly nervous and upset, anxious; a state of being in which one behaves in an uptight fashion about something which is primarily not how they perceive it to be
and I said, "Yes bajiggity." A few weeks ago I taught him the word "lecherous." Knowing me is greatly expanding his vocabulary. I need to think up a good word to teach him tomorrow. Mostly so I have an excuse to email him at some point during the day.
Yes, my name is Sarah and I am pathetic. It's nice to meet you too.
And I am aware of that fact that he really should know what lecherous means without having to look it up in the dictionary. But honestly, not everyone can be as smart as us, okay Flist??
One last word vomit and then I'm done: My flight to Sarasota on Thanksgiving was canceled so they stuck me on another one that doesn't arrive until after 10pm. Meaning I will miss Thanksgiving. This sort of defeats the purpose of going out of town for the holiday. Travelocity is supposed to call me back in 72 hours with other flight options. At this point if I have to pay extra to get in at a decent hour I will. I just want to be there in time to eat some turkey for God's sake.
I'm in my cousins wedding next weekend in San Felipe, Mexico. I'm happy to be in it, my dress is pretty and it'll be a good photo op for MySpace, but:
1) She asked me to be in her wedding over TEXT MESSAGE
2) She eloped to Vegas and so is already married; this "wedding" is sort of a sham
3) She changed the venue of the wedding and never told me; I still don't know where the wedding is taking place
4) One of her 1/2 brothers (my 1/4 cousin, I guess) is riding down to Mexico with my dad and I *barf*
5) I rented a condo next door to the original wedding location; you know... the place where the wedding no longer is
6) I paid over $100 to have my dress altered at McDavid's Bridal and it's too small so I don't get to eat for a week
Hum, I think that's it. I thought I had at least a list of 10 grievances, but maybe not.
My other cousin has started stripping again. I found out because Bonnie the Botox Queen was doing my botox last week and asked me how it turned out for her. She hasn't had a job in over a year and her boyfriend got fired over 6 months ago and hasn't been working. It didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out how she was affording botox. Today I found out it's only going to cost us $25 to get our hair done for the wedding in Mexico and my reply was "Oh good, M will only have to show one boob in order to afford it."
WBF was bajiggity on the phone Friday night so when he emailed me today I told him, "FYI - you were bajiggity on the phone Friday night." I figured why the hell not, I've alienated everyone else I've talked to today so what's one more person at this point? He emailed me back asking WTF "bajiggity" means and then called me before I had a chance to reply because he had looked it up on the urban dictionary online. He read me the definition:
Out of sorts, confused, flustered, upset; loudly nervous and upset, anxious; a state of being in which one behaves in an uptight fashion about something which is primarily not how they perceive it to be
and I said, "Yes bajiggity." A few weeks ago I taught him the word "lecherous." Knowing me is greatly expanding his vocabulary. I need to think up a good word to teach him tomorrow. Mostly so I have an excuse to email him at some point during the day.
Yes, my name is Sarah and I am pathetic. It's nice to meet you too.
And I am aware of that fact that he really should know what lecherous means without having to look it up in the dictionary. But honestly, not everyone can be as smart as us, okay Flist??
One last word vomit and then I'm done: My flight to Sarasota on Thanksgiving was canceled so they stuck me on another one that doesn't arrive until after 10pm. Meaning I will miss Thanksgiving. This sort of defeats the purpose of going out of town for the holiday. Travelocity is supposed to call me back in 72 hours with other flight options. At this point if I have to pay extra to get in at a decent hour I will. I just want to be there in time to eat some turkey for God's sake.