We're so 1337, we're 1338.
We live in exciting times. Each and every day, science makes some exhilarating new breakthrough, widening the gamut of human knowledge and experience. New inventions shift the paradigm ever so slightly, redefining the Zeitgeist that is the information age. Yesterday was like one of those days, except without all the shitty buzzwords or science. (Shitty buzzwords have been emboldened to facilitate your enjoyment. Please refrain from colloquial usage unless you have security clearance "Dickhead").
Last night, Pascal and I began a project of great importance. Since the laboratory of my secret underground lair is still in a state of utter disrepair after the DAVE debacle, we were forced to use Pascant's living room. After whole seconds of preparation and planning, we got to work. For hours and hours we toiled, using the finest tools and components available and the degree of avant-garde acumen that can only be acquired through years of work on the vanguard of the field. Finally, our dream had been actualized...
Behold, the Cosmic Pet Shuttle 2000 Computer:
Yeah, it actually works. Somehow. Anyway, if you'd like to build your own Cosmic Pet Shuttle 2000 Computer, you'll need the following:
1 Frenchman [pre-drunkened]
1 Cosmic Pet Shuttle
1 extremely filthy and highly unwieldy knife
1 computer's worth of parts
1 roll duct tape
1 roll aluminum foil
no dignity whatsoever
Anyway, this post seems to have completely run out of steam, so let's just pretend it ended well. In case you were wondering, yes, this post is more or less just a life support system for a picture of the awesomest computer ever to awesome. Besides, quality is overrated.
Last night, Pascal and I began a project of great importance. Since the laboratory of my secret underground lair is still in a state of utter disrepair after the DAVE debacle, we were forced to use Pascant's living room. After whole seconds of preparation and planning, we got to work. For hours and hours we toiled, using the finest tools and components available and the degree of avant-garde acumen that can only be acquired through years of work on the vanguard of the field. Finally, our dream had been actualized...
Behold, the Cosmic Pet Shuttle 2000 Computer:
Yeah, it actually works. Somehow. Anyway, if you'd like to build your own Cosmic Pet Shuttle 2000 Computer, you'll need the following:
Anyway, this post seems to have completely run out of steam, so let's just pretend it ended well. In case you were wondering, yes, this post is more or less just a life support system for a picture of the awesomest computer ever to awesome. Besides, quality is overrated.