The damn dog is a terrorist

[my_pregnanthead]

So I wake up today. Normal morning, nothing out of the ordinary. I grab some breakfast and watch sportscenter. Take a shower. Warm-up the car. Make lunch. Scream at the dog pissing on my bag

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[proseandpromise]

We have a beagle. They are the worst. Merica!

[muddyhymnal]

haha, i know about those freedom hating beagles. i bet toby is in the same terrorist cell with nico bin laden.

xoxo

[dream_in_sound]

that is now the second beagle that has peed in yr lap. something must be going on. maybe when nico and toby met nico told him it was cool to pee on you. anyway, beagles hate yr freedom.