The damn dog is a terrorist
So I wake up today. Normal morning, nothing out of the ordinary. I grab some breakfast and watch sportscenter. Take a shower. Warm-up the car. Make lunch. Scream at the dog pissing on my bag.
Yeah, the f-ing little terrorist that is the beagle had it's leg lifted with it's stream inching closer to my bag. Situated averted as my bellowing stopped toby mid piss.
Why did he do it? Beagles, as is their wont, hate our freedom. My bag is a "Swiss" bag. Such a thing represents globalization, something this dog cannot stand as it represents everything that Western civilization stands for.
Need further proof? The dog hides underneath a low table and sits their and broods. It has drug a persianesque rug to the front of it. It looks like a cave from Tora Bora.
Damn dog. It does not support capitalism, the U.S. of A., or freedom.
I'm gonna carpet bomb its ass back to the stone age.
Yeah, the f-ing little terrorist that is the beagle had it's leg lifted with it's stream inching closer to my bag. Situated averted as my bellowing stopped toby mid piss.
Why did he do it? Beagles, as is their wont, hate our freedom. My bag is a "Swiss" bag. Such a thing represents globalization, something this dog cannot stand as it represents everything that Western civilization stands for.
Need further proof? The dog hides underneath a low table and sits their and broods. It has drug a persianesque rug to the front of it. It looks like a cave from Tora Bora.
Damn dog. It does not support capitalism, the U.S. of A., or freedom.
I'm gonna carpet bomb its ass back to the stone age.