How the Naruto Yaoi following died...

Aug 16, 2007 02:18

Please, trust me....

I want you to still be here...

We never stood a chance and I'm not sure if it matters...

I love you even though it isn't fair...

Somehow those words had come out of a blond idiot's head, scribbled down on old parchment in a dusty wastebasket. To Sasuke, they were as good as words he was hearing for the first time. The pictures of team seven were multiple, and in every one, Sasuke's face, and sometimes most of him was removed from the picture.The bed lay unmade, and Sasuke could breathe in the fain smell of sweat and the sun and dust. The floor was also thick with a fine layer of dust. Maybe Naruto was just on a mission, he prayed to god that was what it was.
Sasuke clutched the letters, still balled up, in his palm, each addressing him. It was pathetic and lonely and Sasuke wanted to know what had happened to him. He wanted to know if he was dead. He had to know, but he could barely move as it was. He really needed to be in a hospital, but that was one of the perks denied and outlaw who had no intention of being caught.
Exhausted, he flopped down on the unmade bed. He remembered only the moonlight pouring into the room before he fell into sleep.
"Oi, what the hell!?" Sasuke opened his eyes to see the familiar blond staring at him from the other side of the bedroom. "What the hell are you doing here? You know they'll kill you if they find you, and I'll be locked up."
"It's good to see you too, Naruto. Are you mad that I'm here or something?"
"Well, no. I just...you're hurt, really badly. And I'm assuming that if that has anything to do with your brother then that would mean that  you came here from far away."
"Just helping you keep your promise." Sasuke said "An outlaw like me can't just shack up anywhere you know."
"You sound like a damned cowboy or something." Naruto snorted, coming to sit beside him on the bed. "Sasuke, the last time I saw you I was convinced you really hated me and never wanted to see me. I mean, I never...you tried to kill me, Sasuke."
"Hn."
"Yeah, yeah 'you're aware of that, you were there too'..."
"It's...I came to apologize...Ever since I left I'd been thinking of you...."
"Yeah, uh, if you don't mind, could we just skip the rest of the fake angst" Naruto licked his lips "because our writer sucks and isn't going to write us a smut filled scene, can we just, you know, screw like we never have before with man or woman and how its sweaty and awkward and beautiful or whatever and then I tell you I love you as if you didn't already know...because I don't like it when people cry before a good sexing up."
"NARUTO!?!?!?!?!"
"Well, are we or aren't we? I don't have all day you know. I have smut fics with Kakashi, Gaara, Iruka, and your brother---"
"My brother is dead!"
"Well, damn....well, I still have to get to Kakashi and the rest, you see I have this yaoi following that makes me a very busy man..."
"Naruto! MY feelings are genuine. Really! You've got to listen to me."
"Well, maybe if you had tried and scheduled this ahead of time, I could have." Naruto said "But I'll be late and I have an image to uphold as the star of the Naruto Yaoi community. If I'm late, the fangirls will get antsy..." He opened the door "It was nice seeing you though." He slammed the door and turned to Sasuke "You know what? The fangirls can wait." He tackled Sasuke kissing him roughly. Yesh, they have wonderful sex.
And that is how the Naruto yaoi following Died. Damn Naruto for taking the day off!
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