To begin, I apologize for abandoning you all for so long, I sympathize with your feeling of neglect... I know you all have missed my updates terribly. (Obviously, I exaggerate
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so im definitly a TAD BIT obsessed with this entry. i can relate to like almost all of them and that makes me happy. especially destroying my house you fucking bitch. just kidding :) yeah all of them almost...except ghetto dancing. that, my friend, i am not black enough for. YET. it'll happen. haha. colla pawk baby.
so basically without the discovery of the rectum squad this year (and, appropriately, nunnels, who we officially initiated at the bonfire) i probably would be dead at this very instant. in one year we've been through more twists and turns together than a freaking roller coaster; more than many people have been through their whole LIVES with like all of their friends. thats really something. we all fit together even though we are all so different: you're the one who makes sure our shit gets done, you're determined and compassionate and sure you get a little dramatic but at least you feel bad about it later (lol im sorry i threw a LIME at your FACE!!) and we all love you more for it in the end. will is the random fat kid who we have to tell "shut up" too more than a few times in like four minutes, but we love him for his randomosity...and his barking. evan is like the hippie-go-lucky (see, i can be funny too) who keeps us in check and is like boone in a way...like the way in which no one will ever understand that boy. ravi is the nerd who we all love and adore and sometimes question the sexuality of. JUST KIDDING! nunnels is... well nunnels is normal. the end. and me? im the grandma.
and I wear the granny panties in this relationship. hell yes.
in closing, i'll go back to my "hook" about being obsessed with this entry and just say i'm obsessed with you. because i am. and you're also pretty. :) without you... dude i dont even know how to finish that sentence. i guess i cant and never will. so EAT IT BITCH! just kidding. i love you like i love bread.
so basically without the discovery of the rectum squad this year (and, appropriately, nunnels, who we officially initiated at the bonfire) i probably would be dead at this very instant. in one year we've been through more twists and turns together than a freaking roller coaster; more than many people have been through their whole LIVES with like all of their friends. thats really something. we all fit together even though we are all so different: you're the one who makes sure our shit gets done, you're determined and compassionate and sure you get a little dramatic but at least you feel bad about it later (lol im sorry i threw a LIME at your FACE!!) and we all love you more for it in the end. will is the random fat kid who we have to tell "shut up" too more than a few times in like four minutes, but we love him for his randomosity...and his barking. evan is like the hippie-go-lucky (see, i can be funny too) who keeps us in check and is like boone in a way...like the way in which no one will ever understand that boy. ravi is the nerd who we all love and adore and sometimes question the sexuality of. JUST KIDDING! nunnels is... well nunnels is normal. the end. and me? im the grandma.
and I wear the granny panties in this relationship. hell yes.
in closing, i'll go back to my "hook" about being obsessed with this entry and just say i'm obsessed with you. because i am. and you're also pretty. :) without you... dude i dont even know how to finish that sentence. i guess i cant and never will. so EAT IT BITCH! just kidding. i love you like i love bread.
and that, my friend, is love.
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