ok last ones i promise...:D:D
The Links - 116
Seth: Oh dinner at six, in bed at eight. Anna, my old Jewish man is very happy right now.
Seth: Okay! They can put a man on the moon, correct? And they can't serve an Egg McMuffin past 10.30am? Can't figure it out. Doesn't make sense!
Ryan: I don't do "nice and easy"
Sandy: Then what do you do?
Seth: Yes Ryan, what do you do besides punches and musicals?
(talking about Ryan)
Seth: He is very good with the ladies.
Sandy: He's very good with the ladies.
Ryan: He's standing right here holding a golf club.
Sandy: Yeah, but you don't know how to use it.
The Rivals - 117
Seth: Let me ask you something : am I dating the female me? Like me, but as a girl?
Seth: Or how about trying something different? Like, check it out, I have some ideas. Muscle car racing. Mmm? Or, or, or, we could learn Israeli self defense. They call it 'Krav Maga'
Seth: Oh god! He watches Leno, that explains everything.
(about Ryan stealing Marissa's letter from Oliver)
Seth: That letter is like 'The Ring', anyone who reads it dies!
(discussing Danny)
Sandy: Whoa, that kid is not funny.
Seth: Thank you. I know.
Sandy: He makes Ryan look funny.
Seth: He makes Marissa look funny.
Sandy: Gentiles. I love your mother more than words, but not funny. Get yourself some funnier friends.
The Truth - 118
Seth: You know how excited I get turning people on to comics.
Anna: I know how excited you get turning Summer on.
Seth: You don't think that's a little crazy?
Luke: Dude, have you met Oliver?
The Heartbreak - 119
(Knock Knock on Summer's bedroom door)
Summer: I'm studying .... Naked!
Seth: Is that supposed to keep me away?
Summer: COHEN!
(She goes and opens the door)
Summer: You're at my house!
Seth:....And your dressed I wonder who's more disappointed
Seth: She's just Captain Oats' type.
Summer: Tell him to keep his hooves off.
(Summer removes her shirt)
Seth: Whatever you say, Summer. Yes. Yes
Seth: Well, Ryan, I'm a man now. Not just like an after-your-Bar Mitzvah-man, but a man man. I had sex with a girl. Summer to be more specific.
Ryan: How was it?
Seth: I had sex!
Ryan: That bad?
Seth: No, not that bad, just kinda weird.
Seth: It was a little weird. And not like kinky weird, more like awkward. But hey, you know what? It was my first time, she's a more experienced woman, that's to be expected. But I did make some faces in the middle that I wish I could take back but I can't and there was also a sort of whiny noise that came out at the end that probably wasn't my finest hour and...I sucked so bad! I was like a fish flopping around on dry land. I was Nemo and I just wanted to go home.
Seth: I think I need to talk to you.
Sandy: About what?
Seth: I need some advice. You know about girls.
Sandy: Well you've come to the master.
Kirsten: Haha
Sandy: What? I got you didn't I?
Kirsten: I was young and impressionable and drunk.
Seth: Hey! only child right here.
Sandy: I'm surprise you hung in that long with all that foreplay.
Seth: Forewhat now?
Seth: Things with Summer now are more messed up than they were before the awful fish sex.
Ryan: I wouldn't refer to it as "Fish Sex" again.
Ryan: What did you do to your eye?
Seth: It's just a little bit blurry. Summer poked me in it with her big toe.
Ryan: What, why?
Seth: I don't know man, it was an accident, there were limbs everywhere, I'm lucky I can still see.
Summer: Last night...you weren't the only virgin in the room.
Seth: What? who else was in there? Were they filming us?
Summer: I am... was a virgin asshole!
The Telenovela - 120
Seth: Over-exposure, its a major source of conflict in a relationship. Summerith, Sethimer? You understand what I'm saying?
Ryan: No no, but that's normal.
Seth: Brad, dude I didn't recognize you out of the speedo. Not that I recognize you in a speedo.
Sandy: You did musicals? I did a musical when I was in college.
Kirsten: Oh, please, someone stop him before he breaks into "Greased Lightening."
Seth: Do it, Dad! Travolta's your bitch!
Summer: I've had enough, Cohen.
Seth: I left your house two hours ago.
Summer: Yeah, well it feels like four.
Seth: So what's going on with you and Theresa?
Ryan: She's engaged.
Seth: Wow, Ryan makes quick work with the ladies.
Seth: A triangle's not a friendly shape ... it's a point, it has sharp edges ... triangles hurt people...
The Goodbye Girl - 121
Seth: No, but just tell me this. What sort of level of kiss are we talking about? Was it like, like a Christina/Madonna peck? Or was it like a Britney/Madonna sorta smooch? Or was it like a full on like a, like a Al and Tipper Gore liplocks?
Seth: What if the girl I'm supposed to be with just went back to Pittsburgh?
Ryan: What if she just went back to Chino?
Seth: Why would Anna go to Chino? (pause) Kidding.
Seth: I can't believe I caused a girl to leave the state... the county, maybe, sure.
Seth: But what will I do without your wisdom?
Anna: Confidence, Cohen.
Ryan: Nice one. Well, at least we still have each other.
Seth: Actually, I have Summer now. But I'll put a little Seth/Ryan time on the books. That's quality time.
Ryan: Thanks, buddy. You know, I could always hang out with Luke. I wonder what he's doing right now.
Seth: I don't know. Discovering fire... Hunting and gathering... maybe shaving his chest with a buck knife. Hey you could do that together.
Ryan: I did do that.
The L.A. - 122
Seth: You will be angst-free Ryan for one month.
Ryan: One month? Most people don't do a whole month.
Seth: Ok, angst-free Ryan week. If you like it you can get another week.
(Both see Luke leave the motel room and kiss Julie, they hide behind a car)
Ryan: I didn't even last the night...
Seth: Maybe they’re not having sex. Maybe they go to a motel to spoon and watch Charlie Rose.
about Grady
(Talking about Marissa and how she can't find out about Luke and Julie's affair).
Seth: No! She cannot find out! She does not handle the bad news well at all!
Seth: Mom! Can't a child just admire the beauty of his parents in the morning light? You don't look a day over perfection!
Ryan: He's kinda like you.
Seth: What? Handsome and charming?
Ryan: No. Geeky and sarcastic.
Ryan: How does that guy play high school?
Seth: Hollywood, man.
Ryan: See, I kinda think Seth is the brains?
Marissa: Oh really?
Seth: Yeah. And Summer's the bitch.
The Nana - 123
Seth: So what's the GP RA?
Ryan: I have no idea what you just said.
Seth: Game plan, Ryan Atwood.
Ryan: So you're talking in initials now?
Seth: Yeah. They save time.
Ryan: Not if you have friends that don't.
Seth: G.P.
Ryan: Game Plan?
Seth: Good Point.
The Proposal - 124
Marissa: I don't know. Cause the guy I lost my virginity to had sex with my mom?
Seth: Oh, right. I remember that.
Seth: Hey, oh ... sorry. I'm surprised that hasn't happpened before. Not saying I'm disappointed it hasn't happened before just saying the mathmatical probability of ...
Ryan: Yeah, crying during chick flicks, walking in on me getting dressed ...
Seth: Yeah, what's your point? K, I'm not seeing what you're getting at? Do you work out?
Ryan: Not really.
Seth: Cool, me neither. I'm gonna go watch some hockey.
Ryan: Hockey season's over.
Seth: Damnit. Where you going?
Ryan: Gonna go find Luke. Beat the crap out of him.
Seth: Oh, where shall this can of whoop-ass be opened?
Summer: You don't like hardware stores. You cry during chick flicks. Next thing you're gonna tell me that you walk in on Ryan changing.
Seth: Com'on that's crazy. Hey, let's go to the hardware store.
(Making hand motions to Summer)
Seth: I'm gonna go pee. Ok. So if anyone asks, that's where I am. For a while.
Ryan: Right.
Marissa: He's getting weirder.
Ryan: I didn't think that was possible.
Summer: Was I really mean to you?
Seth: No, Summer ... to be mean you would have had to speak to me.
The Shower -125
Seth: Yeah, yeah. Me and Marissa? We could be related. I don’t know. I can’t even do the Math. But the real kicker is … Julie Cooper: My Grandma. My Grandma wears Uggs. Think about it.
Summer: Mostly we talk about me.
Seth: You?
Summer: Yeah. It's like our common interest.
Seth: But your dad’s not going to need a menu ‘cause he’ll be eating out of the palm of my hand. (Laughter) The palm of my hand, Summer!
Seth: No, she's supposed to be crying and he's supposed to be brooding. That's how it works!
Seth: I mean, look at her. With the vim. And the vigor. What do you think, more vim or more vigor? In your opinion?
Seth: All I'm saying is that your daughter has been blessed with an extraordinary amount of vim.
Theresa: No, I - I can’t impose on Seth’s parents forever.
Seth: Sure you can. I intend to.
The Strip - 126
Sandy: Whose card did you put this on?
Seth: Please. The old man's.
Sandy: I love you, Son.
Seth: I love you too, Dad. Only not as much as I love the Vegas.
Seth: Dude, what do we do? I don't want to get thrown out of the hotel. I love the hotel. I want to marry the hotel and have little alcoholic, gambling-addicted kids with it. Is that wrong?
Seth: Uh, payment? Uh, are you, uh--?
Ryan: You guys are prostitutes.
Summer: I knew it!
The Ties That Bind - 127
Sandy: Hey. You're not at school.
Ryan: Yeah, we were at the doctor's office.
Kirsten: Is everything ok?
Seth: Hmm? Yeah, it's fine.
Theresa: I'm pregnant.
Seth: Well, except for that.
Seth: Seth's a good name if it's a boy.
Seth: Hey man, they raised me, okay? Proof, pudding. Speaking of pudding, Mother, do we have any tapioca on tap?
Seth: I just love pudding. It's so fun to say. Pudding. Puuudding. Puudding. Puuuudding.
Summer: We're not having sex again.
Seth: Ok, we've had enough pain and suffering already.
Seth: Ohh ... I've missed you. It's been too long.
Ryan: You're talking to a boat, Seth.
Seth: Yeah, I talk to a plastic horse, too, but that never worries anyone.
Marissa: Believe me if there was something I could do, I would.
Seth: Oh, well, I think you've done enough.
Marissa: What does that mean?
Seth: I just don't even think Ryan would be back with Theresa if it wasn't for you and Oliver in the first place. Really, all you ever did was drag that kid into your messed up life.
Julie: You excited about being a groomsman?
Seth: It's, uh...it's the fulfillment of a lifelong dream. Yeah...
Seth: Oh dinner at six, in bed at eight. Anna, my old Jewish man is very happy right now.
Seth: Okay! They can put a man on the moon, correct? And they can't serve an Egg McMuffin past 10.30am? Can't figure it out. Doesn't make sense!
Ryan: I don't do "nice and easy"
Sandy: Then what do you do?
Seth: Yes Ryan, what do you do besides punches and musicals?
(talking about Ryan)
Seth: He is very good with the ladies.
Sandy: He's very good with the ladies.
Ryan: He's standing right here holding a golf club.
Sandy: Yeah, but you don't know how to use it.
The Rivals - 117
Seth: Let me ask you something : am I dating the female me? Like me, but as a girl?
Seth: Or how about trying something different? Like, check it out, I have some ideas. Muscle car racing. Mmm? Or, or, or, we could learn Israeli self defense. They call it 'Krav Maga'
Seth: Oh god! He watches Leno, that explains everything.
(about Ryan stealing Marissa's letter from Oliver)
Seth: That letter is like 'The Ring', anyone who reads it dies!
(discussing Danny)
Sandy: Whoa, that kid is not funny.
Seth: Thank you. I know.
Sandy: He makes Ryan look funny.
Seth: He makes Marissa look funny.
Sandy: Gentiles. I love your mother more than words, but not funny. Get yourself some funnier friends.
The Truth - 118
Seth: You know how excited I get turning people on to comics.
Anna: I know how excited you get turning Summer on.
Seth: You don't think that's a little crazy?
Luke: Dude, have you met Oliver?
The Heartbreak - 119
(Knock Knock on Summer's bedroom door)
Summer: I'm studying .... Naked!
Seth: Is that supposed to keep me away?
Summer: COHEN!
(She goes and opens the door)
Summer: You're at my house!
Seth:....And your dressed I wonder who's more disappointed
Seth: She's just Captain Oats' type.
Summer: Tell him to keep his hooves off.
(Summer removes her shirt)
Seth: Whatever you say, Summer. Yes. Yes
Seth: Well, Ryan, I'm a man now. Not just like an after-your-Bar Mitzvah-man, but a man man. I had sex with a girl. Summer to be more specific.
Ryan: How was it?
Seth: I had sex!
Ryan: That bad?
Seth: No, not that bad, just kinda weird.
Seth: It was a little weird. And not like kinky weird, more like awkward. But hey, you know what? It was my first time, she's a more experienced woman, that's to be expected. But I did make some faces in the middle that I wish I could take back but I can't and there was also a sort of whiny noise that came out at the end that probably wasn't my finest hour and...I sucked so bad! I was like a fish flopping around on dry land. I was Nemo and I just wanted to go home.
Seth: I think I need to talk to you.
Sandy: About what?
Seth: I need some advice. You know about girls.
Sandy: Well you've come to the master.
Kirsten: Haha
Sandy: What? I got you didn't I?
Kirsten: I was young and impressionable and drunk.
Seth: Hey! only child right here.
Sandy: I'm surprise you hung in that long with all that foreplay.
Seth: Forewhat now?
Seth: Things with Summer now are more messed up than they were before the awful fish sex.
Ryan: I wouldn't refer to it as "Fish Sex" again.
Ryan: What did you do to your eye?
Seth: It's just a little bit blurry. Summer poked me in it with her big toe.
Ryan: What, why?
Seth: I don't know man, it was an accident, there were limbs everywhere, I'm lucky I can still see.
Summer: Last night...you weren't the only virgin in the room.
Seth: What? who else was in there? Were they filming us?
Summer: I am... was a virgin asshole!
The Telenovela - 120
Seth: Over-exposure, its a major source of conflict in a relationship. Summerith, Sethimer? You understand what I'm saying?
Ryan: No no, but that's normal.
Seth: Brad, dude I didn't recognize you out of the speedo. Not that I recognize you in a speedo.
Sandy: You did musicals? I did a musical when I was in college.
Kirsten: Oh, please, someone stop him before he breaks into "Greased Lightening."
Seth: Do it, Dad! Travolta's your bitch!
Summer: I've had enough, Cohen.
Seth: I left your house two hours ago.
Summer: Yeah, well it feels like four.
Seth: So what's going on with you and Theresa?
Ryan: She's engaged.
Seth: Wow, Ryan makes quick work with the ladies.
Seth: A triangle's not a friendly shape ... it's a point, it has sharp edges ... triangles hurt people...
The Goodbye Girl - 121
Seth: No, but just tell me this. What sort of level of kiss are we talking about? Was it like, like a Christina/Madonna peck? Or was it like a Britney/Madonna sorta smooch? Or was it like a full on like a, like a Al and Tipper Gore liplocks?
Seth: What if the girl I'm supposed to be with just went back to Pittsburgh?
Ryan: What if she just went back to Chino?
Seth: Why would Anna go to Chino? (pause) Kidding.
Seth: I can't believe I caused a girl to leave the state... the county, maybe, sure.
Seth: But what will I do without your wisdom?
Anna: Confidence, Cohen.
Ryan: Nice one. Well, at least we still have each other.
Seth: Actually, I have Summer now. But I'll put a little Seth/Ryan time on the books. That's quality time.
Ryan: Thanks, buddy. You know, I could always hang out with Luke. I wonder what he's doing right now.
Seth: I don't know. Discovering fire... Hunting and gathering... maybe shaving his chest with a buck knife. Hey you could do that together.
Ryan: I did do that.
The L.A. - 122
Seth: You will be angst-free Ryan for one month.
Ryan: One month? Most people don't do a whole month.
Seth: Ok, angst-free Ryan week. If you like it you can get another week.
(Both see Luke leave the motel room and kiss Julie, they hide behind a car)
Ryan: I didn't even last the night...
Seth: Maybe they’re not having sex. Maybe they go to a motel to spoon and watch Charlie Rose.
about Grady
(Talking about Marissa and how she can't find out about Luke and Julie's affair).
Seth: No! She cannot find out! She does not handle the bad news well at all!
Seth: Mom! Can't a child just admire the beauty of his parents in the morning light? You don't look a day over perfection!
Ryan: He's kinda like you.
Seth: What? Handsome and charming?
Ryan: No. Geeky and sarcastic.
Ryan: How does that guy play high school?
Seth: Hollywood, man.
Ryan: See, I kinda think Seth is the brains?
Marissa: Oh really?
Seth: Yeah. And Summer's the bitch.
The Nana - 123
Seth: So what's the GP RA?
Ryan: I have no idea what you just said.
Seth: Game plan, Ryan Atwood.
Ryan: So you're talking in initials now?
Seth: Yeah. They save time.
Ryan: Not if you have friends that don't.
Seth: G.P.
Ryan: Game Plan?
Seth: Good Point.
The Proposal - 124
Marissa: I don't know. Cause the guy I lost my virginity to had sex with my mom?
Seth: Oh, right. I remember that.
Seth: Hey, oh ... sorry. I'm surprised that hasn't happpened before. Not saying I'm disappointed it hasn't happened before just saying the mathmatical probability of ...
Ryan: Yeah, crying during chick flicks, walking in on me getting dressed ...
Seth: Yeah, what's your point? K, I'm not seeing what you're getting at? Do you work out?
Ryan: Not really.
Seth: Cool, me neither. I'm gonna go watch some hockey.
Ryan: Hockey season's over.
Seth: Damnit. Where you going?
Ryan: Gonna go find Luke. Beat the crap out of him.
Seth: Oh, where shall this can of whoop-ass be opened?
Summer: You don't like hardware stores. You cry during chick flicks. Next thing you're gonna tell me that you walk in on Ryan changing.
Seth: Com'on that's crazy. Hey, let's go to the hardware store.
(Making hand motions to Summer)
Seth: I'm gonna go pee. Ok. So if anyone asks, that's where I am. For a while.
Ryan: Right.
Marissa: He's getting weirder.
Ryan: I didn't think that was possible.
Summer: Was I really mean to you?
Seth: No, Summer ... to be mean you would have had to speak to me.
The Shower -125
Seth: Yeah, yeah. Me and Marissa? We could be related. I don’t know. I can’t even do the Math. But the real kicker is … Julie Cooper: My Grandma. My Grandma wears Uggs. Think about it.
Summer: Mostly we talk about me.
Seth: You?
Summer: Yeah. It's like our common interest.
Seth: But your dad’s not going to need a menu ‘cause he’ll be eating out of the palm of my hand. (Laughter) The palm of my hand, Summer!
Seth: No, she's supposed to be crying and he's supposed to be brooding. That's how it works!
Seth: I mean, look at her. With the vim. And the vigor. What do you think, more vim or more vigor? In your opinion?
Seth: All I'm saying is that your daughter has been blessed with an extraordinary amount of vim.
Theresa: No, I - I can’t impose on Seth’s parents forever.
Seth: Sure you can. I intend to.
The Strip - 126
Sandy: Whose card did you put this on?
Seth: Please. The old man's.
Sandy: I love you, Son.
Seth: I love you too, Dad. Only not as much as I love the Vegas.
Seth: Dude, what do we do? I don't want to get thrown out of the hotel. I love the hotel. I want to marry the hotel and have little alcoholic, gambling-addicted kids with it. Is that wrong?
Seth: Uh, payment? Uh, are you, uh--?
Ryan: You guys are prostitutes.
Summer: I knew it!
The Ties That Bind - 127
Sandy: Hey. You're not at school.
Ryan: Yeah, we were at the doctor's office.
Kirsten: Is everything ok?
Seth: Hmm? Yeah, it's fine.
Theresa: I'm pregnant.
Seth: Well, except for that.
Seth: Seth's a good name if it's a boy.
Seth: Hey man, they raised me, okay? Proof, pudding. Speaking of pudding, Mother, do we have any tapioca on tap?
Seth: I just love pudding. It's so fun to say. Pudding. Puuudding. Puudding. Puuuudding.
Summer: We're not having sex again.
Seth: Ok, we've had enough pain and suffering already.
Seth: Ohh ... I've missed you. It's been too long.
Ryan: You're talking to a boat, Seth.
Seth: Yeah, I talk to a plastic horse, too, but that never worries anyone.
Marissa: Believe me if there was something I could do, I would.
Seth: Oh, well, I think you've done enough.
Marissa: What does that mean?
Seth: I just don't even think Ryan would be back with Theresa if it wasn't for you and Oliver in the first place. Really, all you ever did was drag that kid into your messed up life.
Julie: You excited about being a groomsman?
Seth: It's, uh...it's the fulfillment of a lifelong dream. Yeah...