even more seth quotes :D:D:D
The Rescue - 108
Seth: My mom's more popular than me. That's a little bit pathetic, I realize.
Seth: Not now, Mom, I'm studying naked.
Summer: Ew.
Seth: Summer? Come in.
Summer: Uh, no way.
Seth: I'm not naked.
Summer: No, no, no, no, no... Okay, I don't get it. What kind of family do you have, Cohen?
Seth: The kind where mothers and sons wear clothes. Always. Even in the shower.
Seth: Good Lord.
Summer: What? I told you I was a candy-striper.
Seth: I thought you were kidding.
Summer: It's for charity. All the girls do it.
Seth: I should be hospitalized more often.
Summer: Well, if you need any help...
The Heights - 109
Seth: I like to think I can convey everything with a look.
Kirsten: Well, you look adorable!
Seth: No.
Kirsten: Cute?
Seth: No.
Kirsten: Dope?
Seth: No.
Kirsten: Rad?
Seth: Please, please, this is so painful for me!
Kirsten: Hey Sandy, dosen't Seth look rad?
Sandy: Oh, you do look rad! Mad props son!
Sandy: Well, at least you have each other.
Seth:That's very wise, Dad.
Ryan: We're doomed.
Seth: So when you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic the Gathering.
Ryan: You still play Magic.
Seth: Yeah, but not as much.
Summer: Excuse me.We were talking here.
Anna: So insulting him counts as conversation?
Seth: Well, if it doesn't, then we've never spoken.
Seth:That sounds a little bit like a game, Anna. And I don't really like games. Unless we're talking about a little Saturday night Jenga. Or a little Magic the Gathering. Love Magic the Gathering.
The Perfect Couple - 110
Anna: Can we just, like, not talk about Summer for five minutes? We talk about her all the time.
Seth: No, we dont. We don't. We talk about all sorts of things all the time. We talk about music; we talk about sailing.
Anna: Yeah, about how you named your boat after her and about how you made her a burned CD with all of your favorite songs with the word "summer" in it.
Seth: So, get this. Anna thinks that all that I do is talk about Summer. That's crazy,right?
Ryan: Do you want me to lie?
Ryan: Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.
Seth: Sometimes I do.
Summer: No, god! No...
Seth: Uh, what's happening here?
Summer: I like Seth Cohen...
Seth: You, uh... You what now?
Summer: Nothing! I wasn't talking to you. But if you tell anyone what you heard here, I'll kill you.
The Homecoming - 111
.Seth: OK Mom, you're dangerously close to the corn now- step back
(Summer kisses Seth)
Summer: I...I just can't help it. And I certainly can't explain it - You didn't tell anyone?
Seth: Of course not.
Summer: 'Cause I'll kill you.
Seth: No, I believe you
Marissa: Hey, Seth, did you know Ryan did musicals?
Seth: Wow. That's extremely minty of you. I didn't even know they had musicals in Chino.. or dancing.. or laughter.
Ryan: That's 'cause no one lived there as funny as you
The Secret - 112
Ryan: Maybe you've got the SUMMER flu.
Seth: Yeah, it's November, but it's possible.
Ryan: Maybe you need some ANNA-biotics.
Sandy: Oh, the SUMMER flu -- I just got it. (pats Ryan on the shoulder) That was a good one.
Seth: H-hi Summer...and Anna...hanging out together. Wow. Wow, that's...awkward.
Anna: Not really.
Seth: I meant for me.
Ryan: I was just over there. They seemed really happy.
Seth: Yeah? And by happy, do you mean... (whispers) gay?
Luke: Maybe I should just blow it off. Hit the beach. Let people get it out of their systems.
Ryan: No, it doesn't work like that. It's been three months and I'm still the kid from Chino who burned a house down.
Marissa: And I'm still the girl who tried to kill herself in Mexico.
Seth: Yeah ... and I'm still - I'm still - well, I'm still Seth Cohen.
The Best Chrismukkah Ever - 113
(discussing Chrismukkah with Ryan)
Sandy: We didn't really know how to raise Seth.
Seth: Yes so I raised myself. Allow me to elaborate. See for my father here, a poor struggling Jew growing up in the Bronx, well, Christmas meant Chinese food and a movie. And for my mom over here, Waspy McWasp, well it meant a tree, it meant a stocking and all the trimmings.
Kirsten: I'm not a Wasp!
Ryan: You're really starting to scare me.
Seth: I'm okay with that.
Seth: I don't judge it, OK? I only mock.
Kirsten: That, you get from your father.
Seth: I'm going to go make magic happen. I feel like my hair is working for me tonight.
The Countdown - 114
Sandy: You guys need anything?
Seth: Yes. Ryan needs a tear in the space time continuum.
Seth: Separate seats, you guys. Come on, there's no sex in the champagne room.
Ryan: Well I didn't want you to be alone.
Seth: I'm not alone. I have Captain Oats and Carson Daly.
Seth: Aunt Hailey! Later, when you're dresses we'll hug !
Seth: Well, I had two. And now I've none. But it's cool 'cause I...euh... swore off women. I took myself off the market.
The Third Wheel - 115
Sandy: Anyone going to be doing drugs?
Seth: I hope so. Otherwise it'd be a lame rock concert.
Seth:(to a singing Luke) Hey man, you know who sings this song?
Luke: Rooney!
Seth: Yeah. And it should stay that way.
Seth: Okay, here's the thing, um...Anna and I have decided to take it to the next level and I need some advice.
Ryan: You're going to have sex.
Seth: No, but that's a good idea, though.
Sandy: Now, get going. Your mother and I want some time alone.
Seth: Hey, there's a visual that I don't want to take with me tonight.
Sandy: Well, son, your mom's a hottie and I got her.
Seth: My mom's more popular than me. That's a little bit pathetic, I realize.
Seth: Not now, Mom, I'm studying naked.
Summer: Ew.
Seth: Summer? Come in.
Summer: Uh, no way.
Seth: I'm not naked.
Summer: No, no, no, no, no... Okay, I don't get it. What kind of family do you have, Cohen?
Seth: The kind where mothers and sons wear clothes. Always. Even in the shower.
Seth: Good Lord.
Summer: What? I told you I was a candy-striper.
Seth: I thought you were kidding.
Summer: It's for charity. All the girls do it.
Seth: I should be hospitalized more often.
Summer: Well, if you need any help...
The Heights - 109
Seth: I like to think I can convey everything with a look.
Kirsten: Well, you look adorable!
Seth: No.
Kirsten: Cute?
Seth: No.
Kirsten: Dope?
Seth: No.
Kirsten: Rad?
Seth: Please, please, this is so painful for me!
Kirsten: Hey Sandy, dosen't Seth look rad?
Sandy: Oh, you do look rad! Mad props son!
Sandy: Well, at least you have each other.
Seth:That's very wise, Dad.
Ryan: We're doomed.
Seth: So when you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic the Gathering.
Ryan: You still play Magic.
Seth: Yeah, but not as much.
Summer: Excuse me.We were talking here.
Anna: So insulting him counts as conversation?
Seth: Well, if it doesn't, then we've never spoken.
Seth:That sounds a little bit like a game, Anna. And I don't really like games. Unless we're talking about a little Saturday night Jenga. Or a little Magic the Gathering. Love Magic the Gathering.
The Perfect Couple - 110
Anna: Can we just, like, not talk about Summer for five minutes? We talk about her all the time.
Seth: No, we dont. We don't. We talk about all sorts of things all the time. We talk about music; we talk about sailing.
Anna: Yeah, about how you named your boat after her and about how you made her a burned CD with all of your favorite songs with the word "summer" in it.
Seth: So, get this. Anna thinks that all that I do is talk about Summer. That's crazy,right?
Ryan: Do you want me to lie?
Ryan: Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.
Seth: Sometimes I do.
Summer: No, god! No...
Seth: Uh, what's happening here?
Summer: I like Seth Cohen...
Seth: You, uh... You what now?
Summer: Nothing! I wasn't talking to you. But if you tell anyone what you heard here, I'll kill you.
The Homecoming - 111
.Seth: OK Mom, you're dangerously close to the corn now- step back
(Summer kisses Seth)
Summer: I...I just can't help it. And I certainly can't explain it - You didn't tell anyone?
Seth: Of course not.
Summer: 'Cause I'll kill you.
Seth: No, I believe you
Marissa: Hey, Seth, did you know Ryan did musicals?
Seth: Wow. That's extremely minty of you. I didn't even know they had musicals in Chino.. or dancing.. or laughter.
Ryan: That's 'cause no one lived there as funny as you
The Secret - 112
Ryan: Maybe you've got the SUMMER flu.
Seth: Yeah, it's November, but it's possible.
Ryan: Maybe you need some ANNA-biotics.
Sandy: Oh, the SUMMER flu -- I just got it. (pats Ryan on the shoulder) That was a good one.
Seth: H-hi Summer...and Anna...hanging out together. Wow. Wow, that's...awkward.
Anna: Not really.
Seth: I meant for me.
Ryan: I was just over there. They seemed really happy.
Seth: Yeah? And by happy, do you mean... (whispers) gay?
Luke: Maybe I should just blow it off. Hit the beach. Let people get it out of their systems.
Ryan: No, it doesn't work like that. It's been three months and I'm still the kid from Chino who burned a house down.
Marissa: And I'm still the girl who tried to kill herself in Mexico.
Seth: Yeah ... and I'm still - I'm still - well, I'm still Seth Cohen.
The Best Chrismukkah Ever - 113
(discussing Chrismukkah with Ryan)
Sandy: We didn't really know how to raise Seth.
Seth: Yes so I raised myself. Allow me to elaborate. See for my father here, a poor struggling Jew growing up in the Bronx, well, Christmas meant Chinese food and a movie. And for my mom over here, Waspy McWasp, well it meant a tree, it meant a stocking and all the trimmings.
Kirsten: I'm not a Wasp!
Ryan: You're really starting to scare me.
Seth: I'm okay with that.
Seth: I don't judge it, OK? I only mock.
Kirsten: That, you get from your father.
Seth: I'm going to go make magic happen. I feel like my hair is working for me tonight.
The Countdown - 114
Sandy: You guys need anything?
Seth: Yes. Ryan needs a tear in the space time continuum.
Seth: Separate seats, you guys. Come on, there's no sex in the champagne room.
Ryan: Well I didn't want you to be alone.
Seth: I'm not alone. I have Captain Oats and Carson Daly.
Seth: Aunt Hailey! Later, when you're dresses we'll hug !
Seth: Well, I had two. And now I've none. But it's cool 'cause I...euh... swore off women. I took myself off the market.
The Third Wheel - 115
Sandy: Anyone going to be doing drugs?
Seth: I hope so. Otherwise it'd be a lame rock concert.
Seth:(to a singing Luke) Hey man, you know who sings this song?
Luke: Rooney!
Seth: Yeah. And it should stay that way.
Seth: Okay, here's the thing, um...Anna and I have decided to take it to the next level and I need some advice.
Ryan: You're going to have sex.
Seth: No, but that's a good idea, though.
Sandy: Now, get going. Your mother and I want some time alone.
Seth: Hey, there's a visual that I don't want to take with me tonight.
Sandy: Well, son, your mom's a hottie and I got her.