[screams in frustration]

[my_lady_tongue]

I am going to kill every-fucking-body in this whole damn household, including (and especially) myself. ... not really. I'll just be really, really bitchy until break ends. How my long-distance relationship with my family works: the longer the distance, the better the relationship. Being home for five minutes was quite enough to make me want to walk back out the door, drive to the college and hope to catch Megan in time to hitch a ride to NY.

I'm now going to either kill people or hide in a corner and read Dante's Inferno. Possibly both. Merry fucking Christmas, everybody.