Answers to questions that nobody asked...
LAST:
01. Last kiss: 6:18 pm
02. Last Time You Had Sex: Yesterday
03. Last Cry: Beginning of October
04. Last Movie Seen: War of the Worlds
05. Last Book Read: "A Feast for Crows", George R R Martin
06. Last Beverage Drank: Diet Pepsi
07. Last Food Consumed: Dinner. Chicken curry.
08. Last TV Show Watched: Attack of the Show
09. Last Time Showered: This morning
10. Last Shoes Worn: Nondescript black leather boots
11. Last CD played: Some burned mix of songs in my car
12. Last Soda Drank: Diet Pepsi
13. Last Thing Written: The answer to number 12.
14. Last Words Spoken: "What movie is this?"
15. Last Annoyance: Realizing that my custom modded PSU needs a new fan because the one thats in there now is making a racket!!!
16. Last Time Scolded: My wife when she told me I spend too much money on toys a few weeks ago.
17. Last Web Site Visited: www.slashdot.org
BODY:
01. Piercings: Both ears technically pierced but haven't had any jewelry in them for years.
02. Tattoos: A handful of chinese characters that mean something to me.
03. Hair color: Salt and pepper. Fuck.
04. Eye color: Brown
05. Siblings: Older sister
LAST:
01. Movie you rented: Woah?! They still do that?
02. Movie you bought: Whoa?! They still do that? (Actually, I did buy Star Wars Episode III)
03. Song you listened to: "Scarlet" U2
04. CD you bought: Woah?! ...
05. Person you've called: My mom!
06. Person that's called you: Mike Glover!
07. Person you were thinking of: Steve because he is the knob who did this before I did.
DO:
01. you have a crush on someone?: Yup.
02. You wish you could live somewhere else?: Yeah. Ireland maybe. Or the Caribbean if there weren't so many hurricanes. Or England or Scotland or Japan!
03. You think about suicide: Sure. How could I not considering that 2 people close to me have offed themselves this year?
04. You believe in online dating: I believe it exists. I did it back before anyone knew what the internet was. Back before it was cool to have a computer. Back when Napster was still around and you downloaded one song at a time and it took days.
05. Others find you attractive: Yeah.
06. You want more time, friends or money: Time. Time before the encroaching demon of Diabetes takes away my dignity, health, well-being, and LIFE.
07. You do drugs: Why, what an excellent idea. I'll be right back.
08. You drink alcohol: Another smashing suggestion. Just a sec.
09. Like cleaning: Not now that I'm drunk and stoned. Actually, I do the laundry and vacuuming around here.
10. You write in cursive or print?: Generally, the font is set to a print-style font (like this one), but sometimes I'll mix it up with a cursive flare. Oh... hand writing? Whoa?! They still do that?
FOR OR AGAINST:
01. Long distance relationships: Been there - done that. Didn't work at all (mostly because I couldn't keep my dick in my pants). So I'm all for it.
02. Teenage smoking: Against. Dumb.
03. Doing drugs: For. I'd be a pretty enormous hypocrite if I said "against" now wouldn't I? As long as the drugs don't run your life I say GIVE 'ER!
04. Premarital sex: Is there any other kind?! (ahhh!! that's funny shit isn't it?!)
05. Driving drunk: Meh, against. Dumb.
06. Soap operas: Brilliant. Especially in Japan.
HAVE YOU:
01. Ever cried over a member of the opposite sex: Yup. Can't really remember a specific time or whether or not it was to get them in bed... but yeah.
02. Ever lied to someone: Yup. Especially myself.
03. Ever been in a fist fight: Yup. I suck at them. It turns out that, despite years of video games, I haven't developed even ONE special finishing move.
04. Ever been arrested: Yup. Great story.
WHAT:
01. Shampoo do you use: Whatever Val buys and sticks in the shower.
02. Shoes do you wear: black leather boots
03. Are you scared of: huge cities, spiders, going blind
NUMBER:
01. Of times you have been in love?: more times than I can count. three times that have really mattered.
02. Of times you have had your heart broken?: Twice.
03. Of hearts you have broken?: More times than I care to face, thank you very much.
04. Of drugs taken illegally?: Enough to count on two hands.
05. Of people you consider your enemies?: None at all.
06. Of things in your past that you regret?: I regret ever starting this long assed questionnaire so that's one. Plus a bajillion for all the other nameless crap that, when strung together, consist of the details of the farce of a life that I've lead. Actually, when I really think about it, there are a few years right at the end of the 90s that constitute one huge regret.