6th Partridge [Action][Let's Be Human]

Mar 27, 2011 17:22

[Waking up to be a normal person is Ian's dream, at this point. So when he wakes up and finds himself... normal? And shivering him cold, in the forest? He has a moment where he thinks it's a dream-and then he remembers, oh. This is Luceti.

... FUCK YES. THANK YOU!! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU.

First thing's first. He is going to the restaurant and ( Read more... )

whoa and dude i am so drunk, ian is an idiot, being a human is so cool

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DAMN YOU WOMAN I HAVE MIDTERMS TO STUDY FOR /placeholder oda_hates_me March 28 2011, 00:43:13 UTC
[Sanji's gonna be wearing this face the entire time you're here, isn't he?

You'll have to get his attention, Ian. Sanji's attending to other customers, warding off the headache he knows this week will bring.

Shitty experiments]

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WAHAHAHAHA >:^D my_yoke_broke March 28 2011, 00:47:31 UTC
OI, Sanji! Sanjiiii!! Look! I have a belly button!! Look!

[8'D THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER]

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8| STOP LAUGHING AT MY PAIN oda_hates_me March 28 2011, 01:50:27 UTC
[Halt. Pause. Turn around... very slowly.

And then, eyebrow raise. Who is this short, black-haired abomination raving about his belly butt-- oh. 8|]

Congrats, Ian.

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/edits just to laugh at you my_yoke_broke March 28 2011, 01:58:29 UTC
[8D!!!!!]

I gotta try food before I turn back! Do y'think you can get me something tasty to try?! I'm starving!

[No really, can you hear that? His stomach is rumbling something fierce. I guess that happens when you change into a human and have absolutely nothing in you that was food. :|a]

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wingenvy March 28 2011, 02:56:47 UTC
[Such enthusiasm! Said bartender lifts a brow, a cheeky grin crossing his lips.]

Ten rounds of what? We've got a big selection now, you know!

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my_yoke_broke March 28 2011, 03:15:13 UTC
O-oh. Right.

Hummmm...

Get me something that doesn't taste bad! Yanno how some are super gross. Just something sweet, or whatever there is like that!

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wingenvy March 29 2011, 02:49:10 UTC
Something sweet, huh. [...Man. Guy would be so much better at this. Zack gives it a moment's thought, then tugs out a glass, pouring in some vodka, green liquor, and topping it off with iced orange juice, creating a layered drink. He slides it over.] I like this one- it's called a Melonball.

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my_yoke_broke March 29 2011, 05:31:34 UTC
Melonball, huh?

[He drinks it, and then smacks his lips before a grin crosses his features.]

I like it! Though it doesn't beat plain ol' water!

It's a pretty new experience; how long is this 'experiment' gonna last, you think?

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tehoniongirl March 28 2011, 03:19:39 UTC
[if he stumbles anywhere near the river, there might just be an artist-turned-naiad observing him. She's not honestly trying to spy, but it's comfortable under the water's surface and so, so hard to resist people watching]

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my_yoke_broke March 28 2011, 05:17:53 UTC
[Lovely! He's collapsing next to the river and leans against an old tree, grumbling sickly under his breath. Discomfort, man, it buuuurns.]

I-I think... I'm getting sick...

Ueeeuuugh...

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tehoniongirl March 28 2011, 05:29:05 UTC
[oh...

oh dear.

She'll actually peek her head and shoulders out of the water at this, moving to the nearby bank to peer at him worriedly]

....Are you...alright? [stupid question, maybe]

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my_yoke_broke March 28 2011, 05:35:45 UTC
[Just half-glancing in half-dazed urghness.]

I--I ate too much food....

Can... that sort of thing kill a person...?

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/is the one tagging YOU for once 8Db imatreenow March 28 2011, 05:55:47 UTC
[At some point in the afternoon, perhaps as Ian sits on a bench digesting, he may notice a kitten passing by. A tiny, harmless, fluffy, golden kitten. Who appears somewhat grumpy, but who can really tell with cats?

In any case, the aforementioned kitten is attempting to drag along a bundle of clothes, as well as a sword in a sheath. (Keyword: attempting.) See, this kitten isn't really a kitten at all - he was a boy until just recently. Shocking, isn't it! And of course this transformation had to spring on him while he was out in the village. Now he's just trying to get back to his house, but it is a very slow process.

Ian, how can you resist such an adorable little fluffball? You can't.]

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Why hello there kitten Mithos. >:^D my_yoke_broke March 28 2011, 05:59:42 UTC
[and Ian just seems to know. Know that Mithos is miserable and in need of more misery. Because he just sits right on up to spot him. There should probably be some horror music playing in the background, or something.]

... D'awwww! Hey, little fella!

[Do you mind this guy walking over to scoop you up? Because he totally is. Albeit doing do with a different hair and eye color.]

What're you doing there, huh?

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MRRREEEEOOOOWWWWWWW D8< imatreenow March 28 2011, 06:08:59 UTC
[Of course his first reaction is to flip out and order his assailant not to touch him, but...alas, all that comes from his mouth is meowing. Angry meowing, but it manages to sound more cute than threatening.

Wonderful.

Then he sees who it is picking him up. This is just getting worse and worse. Hissing, he swats viciously at Ian.]

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... sprechen sie english, kitty? 8| my_yoke_broke March 28 2011, 06:26:38 UTC
[Baaaaw, kitty wants to plaaaay~~]

You're a little sweety, aren'tcha?

....Now, who's that belong to? Your owner?

[He looks at the sword, finding it... familiar.]

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byebyehalcyon March 29 2011, 04:17:14 UTC
Belly Buttons!!

[She's not sure why exactly she should be cheering for them, but the boy's enthusiasm is infectious. She smiles at him from across the street, one arm raised high in a cheer.]

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my_yoke_broke March 29 2011, 05:32:20 UTC
Ahahahahaha!! Aren't they the neatest thing ever?!

[He may be a tad drunk, but there's... really hardly a difference.]

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byebyehalcyon March 31 2011, 14:40:42 UTC
Hahaha! Of course! I mean-

U-um! Yes! They're neat! But- what can you really do with them?

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1/3 my_yoke_broke April 1 2011, 05:37:04 UTC
THEY-

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