character meme of awesomeness redux
Doubt anyone else is going to ask questions, alas, so I'll answer for the two who did:
From girltypefuuma:
A. Yanagi Renji is a h0r, and is in a love triangle with Spike Spiegel and Sumeragi Hokuto. Hokuto's the official girlfriend, but being the slasher she is, she convinces Renji that his curl fetish winz, and Spike and Renji make sex videos for her personal enjoyment.
(Yanagi Renji (Prince of Tennis), Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop), Sumeragi Hokuto (Tokyo Babylon))
B. Well, Alan Shore's bigi is clearly bigger. A LOT. Sorry, Remus.
(Alan Shore (Boston Legal), Remus Lupin (Harry Potter))
C. OMG! CHITOSE IS PREGNANT!! And WEEVIL aka PAPI CHULO did it! Doubt that Weevil will make an honest man of him, but seeing that Chitose has no last name (like Bono!) the little bundle of joy will be known as Haruka Navarro.
(Chitose (Prince of Tennis), Eli "Weevil" Navarro (Veronica Mars))
D. I think it's easiest to do it like this:
"Okay, okay, I have a GREAT IDEA for the network's next big hit!"
"...I'm listening."
"So you've got this apartment building in L.A. And there are four residents."
"Sounds like a smaller Friends."
"WAIT, WAIT. Okay, one of them's a Japanese punk guitarist named Ren. He's got a dependency complex on his girlfriend, but she's still in Japan."
"This sounds hilarious so far."
"And THEN, you have this spy-type guy. He's kind of like James Bond. Except bitter."
"And working in Los Angeles."
"Stay with me here. Third apartment dweller is an Australian trauma surgeon. He's cute and blond and snarky."
"Gotcha, the chick magnet."
"Okay, okay, and the last one, and the STAR...is Drusilla."
"Drusilla?"
"She's like an insane vampire queen."
"...."
(stars: Honjou Ren (NANA), Jack Bristow (Alias), Robert Chase (House, M.D.), Drusilla (Buffy the Vampire Slayer))
E. Um. Okay, here goes. Will Tippin has secretly been addicted to Japanese manga for YEARS, to the point where he tried and failed to learn Japanese, and when he was in college, he wanted to be Cho Hakkai.
(Will Tippin (Alias), Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki))
From yahtzee63:
A. Kigai Yuuto has a secret passion for the vampire Drusilla. For her part, she thinks he's amusing and hasn't eaten him yet. Poor Ren is left out.
(Kigai Yuuto (X), Drusilla (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Honjou Ren (NANA))
B. Weevil has gone missing. Chitose has to investigate. God help us all. Well, using his natural laid-back charm and his tennis-sharpened analytic skills (work with me here), he recruits Veronica, and together they find Weevil through the mutual power of Cute Blond Girl and Sexy Barefoot Tennis Player. She tries to recruit him to be her new sidekick since Wallace has been bailing on her lately and they both have poofy hair, but Chitose must wander back in the general direction of Japan. The national junior tennis tournament is coming up soon, and his captain would kill him if he missed.
(Chitose (Prince of Tennis), Eli Weevil Navarro (Veronica Mars))
C. I think it's safe to say that Jack Bristow is smarter than Robert Chase. And Chase is smart enough not to argue with the intelligence of a man who could probably kill him with one finger.
(Jack Bristow (Alias), Robert Chase (House, M.D.))
D. Well, a year after Will moved to Wisconsin and became a construction worker named Jonah, he got permission to go on vacation to Boston with the boys. After three days of drinking Sam Adams in every Red Sox bar in Boston, he decided to abandon his friends and hit an establishment a little closer to the places he and Syd and Francie went to in L.A. He found himself at a bar, scanning the crowd, pausing anytime he saw a bright smile and long dark hair until the guy next to him - extremely expensive suit, obvious lawyer, a little off-kilter - said to him that in his experience girls liked it better when boys went up to them.
Will blinked at Alan Shore, and Alan lifted his Chardonnay in salute.
(Will Tippin (Alias), Alan Shore (Boston Legal))
E. Yanagi Renji and Cho Hakkai could only argue over one thing - which one is more Zen. As for how it's settled, there's two choices: a physical fight, in which case Renji would be eventually pwned by Hakkai's chi (energy) balls, or a friendly poker match. Considering they each have unreadable expressions, that would take 120 hours. At least.
(Yanagi Renji (Prince of Tennis), Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki))
ETA: And I suppose I should tell everyone what the list looked like:
1. Honjou Ren (NANA)
2. Will Tippin (Alias)
3. Eli Navarro (Veronica Mars)
4. Yanagi Renji (Prince of Tennis)
5. Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)
6. Kigai Yuuto (X)
7. Robert Chase (House, M.D.
8. Chitose (Prince of Tennis)
9. Sumeragi Hokuto (Tokyo Babylon)
10. Jack Bristow (Alias)
11. Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki)
12. Alan Shore (Boston Legal)
13. Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)
14. Drusilla (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
15. River Tam (Firefly)
From girltypefuuma:
A. Yanagi Renji is a h0r, and is in a love triangle with Spike Spiegel and Sumeragi Hokuto. Hokuto's the official girlfriend, but being the slasher she is, she convinces Renji that his curl fetish winz, and Spike and Renji make sex videos for her personal enjoyment.
(Yanagi Renji (Prince of Tennis), Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop), Sumeragi Hokuto (Tokyo Babylon))
B. Well, Alan Shore's bigi is clearly bigger. A LOT. Sorry, Remus.
(Alan Shore (Boston Legal), Remus Lupin (Harry Potter))
C. OMG! CHITOSE IS PREGNANT!! And WEEVIL aka PAPI CHULO did it! Doubt that Weevil will make an honest man of him, but seeing that Chitose has no last name (like Bono!) the little bundle of joy will be known as Haruka Navarro.
(Chitose (Prince of Tennis), Eli "Weevil" Navarro (Veronica Mars))
D. I think it's easiest to do it like this:
"Okay, okay, I have a GREAT IDEA for the network's next big hit!"
"...I'm listening."
"So you've got this apartment building in L.A. And there are four residents."
"Sounds like a smaller Friends."
"WAIT, WAIT. Okay, one of them's a Japanese punk guitarist named Ren. He's got a dependency complex on his girlfriend, but she's still in Japan."
"This sounds hilarious so far."
"And THEN, you have this spy-type guy. He's kind of like James Bond. Except bitter."
"And working in Los Angeles."
"Stay with me here. Third apartment dweller is an Australian trauma surgeon. He's cute and blond and snarky."
"Gotcha, the chick magnet."
"Okay, okay, and the last one, and the STAR...is Drusilla."
"Drusilla?"
"She's like an insane vampire queen."
"...."
(stars: Honjou Ren (NANA), Jack Bristow (Alias), Robert Chase (House, M.D.), Drusilla (Buffy the Vampire Slayer))
E. Um. Okay, here goes. Will Tippin has secretly been addicted to Japanese manga for YEARS, to the point where he tried and failed to learn Japanese, and when he was in college, he wanted to be Cho Hakkai.
(Will Tippin (Alias), Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki))
From yahtzee63:
A. Kigai Yuuto has a secret passion for the vampire Drusilla. For her part, she thinks he's amusing and hasn't eaten him yet. Poor Ren is left out.
(Kigai Yuuto (X), Drusilla (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Honjou Ren (NANA))
B. Weevil has gone missing. Chitose has to investigate. God help us all. Well, using his natural laid-back charm and his tennis-sharpened analytic skills (work with me here), he recruits Veronica, and together they find Weevil through the mutual power of Cute Blond Girl and Sexy Barefoot Tennis Player. She tries to recruit him to be her new sidekick since Wallace has been bailing on her lately and they both have poofy hair, but Chitose must wander back in the general direction of Japan. The national junior tennis tournament is coming up soon, and his captain would kill him if he missed.
(Chitose (Prince of Tennis), Eli Weevil Navarro (Veronica Mars))
C. I think it's safe to say that Jack Bristow is smarter than Robert Chase. And Chase is smart enough not to argue with the intelligence of a man who could probably kill him with one finger.
(Jack Bristow (Alias), Robert Chase (House, M.D.))
D. Well, a year after Will moved to Wisconsin and became a construction worker named Jonah, he got permission to go on vacation to Boston with the boys. After three days of drinking Sam Adams in every Red Sox bar in Boston, he decided to abandon his friends and hit an establishment a little closer to the places he and Syd and Francie went to in L.A. He found himself at a bar, scanning the crowd, pausing anytime he saw a bright smile and long dark hair until the guy next to him - extremely expensive suit, obvious lawyer, a little off-kilter - said to him that in his experience girls liked it better when boys went up to them.
Will blinked at Alan Shore, and Alan lifted his Chardonnay in salute.
(Will Tippin (Alias), Alan Shore (Boston Legal))
E. Yanagi Renji and Cho Hakkai could only argue over one thing - which one is more Zen. As for how it's settled, there's two choices: a physical fight, in which case Renji would be eventually pwned by Hakkai's chi (energy) balls, or a friendly poker match. Considering they each have unreadable expressions, that would take 120 hours. At least.
(Yanagi Renji (Prince of Tennis), Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki))
ETA: And I suppose I should tell everyone what the list looked like:
1. Honjou Ren (NANA)
2. Will Tippin (Alias)
3. Eli Navarro (Veronica Mars)
4. Yanagi Renji (Prince of Tennis)
5. Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)
6. Kigai Yuuto (X)
7. Robert Chase (House, M.D.
8. Chitose (Prince of Tennis)
9. Sumeragi Hokuto (Tokyo Babylon)
10. Jack Bristow (Alias)
11. Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki)
12. Alan Shore (Boston Legal)
13. Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)
14. Drusilla (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
15. River Tam (Firefly)