Cleaning up for the holidays and ignoring homework ( Read more... )

Happy Paczki day!
So riding down with mother dearest
Heading out the door she forgets one key item of the day
I'm in my room holding the deoderant.
She looks att me and says
"Pass the chicken."
The only reason i didn't toss it somewhere is because she was running late.

So my stomach's been mildly upset recently
Gee I wonder why?
Remember kids body products are not food
And yes i did have chicken for dinner
It was awesome and didn't taste aweful.

So when you find food on your clothes from an earlier meal… don’t eat it it’s probably not food.
So I find a piece of chicken on my robe and proceed to eat it.
It tastes dry and not to mention like chemicals
I assume and rightly so that I have ingested a piece of deodorant stick.
I inform my mother and sister.
Mom makes me call poison control.  
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